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USCHO Music Thread: We All Have A Crush On Shirley Manson

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MissThundercat said:
You'd go into isolation for 6 months if Taylor died.
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At least.

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I suppose if you enjoy missionary once a month with a sheet between you and having to otherwise guess, "girl or boy?" it's a match made in heaven.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
It's part of Slappy's ongoing bit presuming that Taylor Swift is very vanilla in bed. Something none of us will ever know. :-p
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Hey I don't judge what anyone likes if it's not criminal. If the body of a sprouting teenage boy, icy veins and the chance she just might touch it is your thing go for it.
 
It's very likely most celebs, like most very attractive people, are zeroes in bed: lazy, uncreative, and entitled.

The pretty are boring.
 
Kepler said:
It's very likely most celebs, like most very attractive people, are zeroes in bed: lazy, uncreative, and entitled.

The pretty are boring.
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You and Lord Henry, from The Picture of Dorian Gray (or perhaps Oscar Wilde), could have a discussion worth hearing.
 
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Kepler said:
It's very likely most celebs, like most very attractive people, are zeroes in bed: lazy, uncreative, and entitled.

The pretty are boring.
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There's a story, I think it was in Pamela Des Barres' book about groupies, "I'm With The Band", where all the girls dream get was Mick Jagger. They'd get with some other rock star, and all the rest of the girls would ask what he was like and they'd say, "He was ok, but he was no Mick Jagger"

Finally, one of the girls got to be with Mick Jagger. After it was over, the rest of the girls all wanted to know how he was. "He was no Mick Jagger"
 
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