US Foreign Policy 3.0: We're The Mets of International Diplomacy

[Handyman]

Fire up the internment camps, baby!

At Walmart?

 

[French Rage]

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Even Bibi says "leave me the hell out of this": https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1214249290303987713

 

[Kepler]

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Even Bibi says "leave me the hell out of this": https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1214249290303987713

Oh man, the Comments.

 

[rufus]

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Bibi: Donald Trump? I barely know the guy. There may be pictures out there somewhere of us at an event or something, but I don't know him.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Oh man, the Comments.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Looks like the rapture crowd now realizing they bought the off brand messiah."<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Catfished?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Catfished</a></p>— Candice (@redshoe9) <a href="https://twitter.com/redshoe9/status/1214263185110437890?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 6, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[Kepler]

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Welp.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

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Welp.

Should go in the Darwin thread.

 

[Kepler]

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Should go in the Darwin thread.

True. The equivalent of Iranian Fox News viewers.

 

[Slap Shot]

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pompeo explains "imminent threat" that led to airstrikes that killed Soleimani: "If you are looking for imminence, you need look no further than the days that led up to the strike that was taken against Qassem Soleimani." <a href="https://t.co/rPp6tS7Oj8">https://t.co/rPp6tS7Oj8</a> <a href="https://t.co/k7mhOdAhDc">pic.twitter.com/k7mhOdAhDc</a></p>— CBS News (@CBSNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1214568404746723329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

As one comment noted: I haven't seen the intel, but in the days leading to the strike we weren't telling Americans to leave Iraq for their safety, or suspending vital ops with the Iraqi army, or rushing troops to protect our bases & embassies. The threat seems more imminent now than before.

 

[mookie1995]

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someone at bbc got the memo.

today it is "killed in an air strike"
yesterday it was "assassinated"

 

[The Sicatoka]

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Possibly from the "Dirty Nukes R Us" superstore in Tehran?

I thought that closed.

 

[Jimjamesak]

I thought that closed.

No, it’s still open. You just wouldn’t know because they don’t ship in manila envelopes...

 

[The Sicatoka]

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No, it’s still open. You just wouldn’t know because they don’t ship in manila envelopes...

Nope I didn't get one.

Seems neither did Bob Mueller or Michael Horowitz.

 

[Handyman]

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Nope I didn't get one.

Seems neither did Bob Mueller or Michael Horowitz.

No they found actual evidence...unlike say you when you told us about all the crimes Hillary committed. But hey we are soooooooooooooooooooooooo much safer now eh Security Boy?

 

[aparch]

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Oh no! Just when I thought Sicatoka had come in to warm up from standing by his cold, lonely, North Dakota mailbox awaiting manila envelopes, Trump assassinates an Iranian military leader causing Sic to walk back outside into the North Dakota winter since he's a certified spotter for incoming missiles for his neck of the woods...

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Oh no! Just when I thought Sicatoka had come in to warm up from standing by his cold, lonely, North Dakota mailbox awaiting manila envelopes, Trump assassinates an Iranian military leader causing Sic to walk back outside into the North Dakota winter since he's a certified spotter for incoming missiles for his neck of the woods...

First line of defense from Canada.

 

[Kepler]

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First line of defense from Canada.

Nah, they'll hit our Strategic Syrup Reserve in Vermont first.

 

[Handyman]

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Oh no! Just when I thought Sicatoka had come in to warm up from standing by his cold, lonely, North Dakota mailbox awaiting manila envelopes, Trump assassinates an Iranian military leader causing Sic to walk back outside into the North Dakota winter since he's a certified spotter for incoming missiles for his neck of the woods...

Someone has to guard the one tree

 

[aparch]

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Nah, they'll hit our Strategic Syrup Reserve in Vermont first.

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[burd]

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Someone has to guard the one tree

There's a reason NoDak once possessed the third largest nuclear capacity in the world: Two nuclear equipped airbases and ICBM silos all over the state.

To protect valuable NoDak assets.