I like the way you're thinking, Scott. My heart is with your analysis ... my head is with e.cat's sobering take.
Now that I've seen her tweet on X ... I will only say it's interesting she did not mention Coach in her tweet. Considering he is apparently a HEA COTY candidate (as 'Ref points out), I find it a little odd he's not incorporated into her otherwise upbeat post. Maybe she's leaving the door ajar for (1) an overqualified candidate becoming available in D-1 land, OR (2) she's otherwise gonna offer MS7 a modest one or two year deal, with a nominal increase, and she is not assuming he'll be willing to accept her terms.
I think still we'll find out by Friday, next Monday at the latest.
The longer it waits, I think it's a tell she's looking for better ...