Okay, look at the video icon on the bottom left and then click that.
C.W.: Ah. Ah, yes. Here. Yes, yes, I can see you.
Perfect. ( Inaudible ) Oh, wait, I can't hear you. No, no, no. There's no audio. Um, okay, click the unmute button, bottom left. N-no. No, no. This is an audio FaceTime.
Don't... Do you see me now? I just Facebooked you.
Okay, you pressed the wrong button, just... Let's... Let's just stick to one app, okay?
I'll text you.
No, C.W., don't text me. Just a minute. Hang on. No, don't text... Just stop pressing buttons!
Huh? Oh, here! Let me try this! No. Ah, that's better! What are you doing on the other side? Hold on. Let me try something else.
Just stop... No! Just stop pressing buttons!
How's that? Is that better?
Just leave it the way it is! This is insane. This is truly... ( Chuckles ) ( Echoing )
Hey, I see you. You see me?
No, I... I mean, yeah. Sure, but you're a panda. ( Echoing )
A what?
A panda! ( Echoing )
A panda? (Note: he has a gigantic animated Panda head like on SNAP Chat)
You must've pressed the wrong button, okay, because you were just pressing buttons.
Wait, wait, wait. There's an echo. Yeah. Echo. An echo. Echo, echo. Don't you hear that echo?
Yes, I hear it. You know... Just stop talking!
.. it doesn't echo when you talk.
Just stop talking and listen and look at the camera.
Which one?
The only one! The... The panda one.
I don't wanna be a goddamn panda!
You're a science-fiction writer. How do you not know how to just use a cell phone?
I'll fax you.
Goddamn it. C.W., do not... Get ba... Get back he... ( Fax signal begins ) This is insa...