Re: TV 10: Blacklisted Sons: The Musical
Watching Dallas - shut it all of you. It's a show I've watched forever. Anyway...Jordana Brewster is in it. She of "Former Derek Jeter Flame" fame. Girlfriend needs to eat a sandwich or 12, but what really bothers me is her hairline seems like it's halfway back on her head. It's distracting!!
I basically quit watching after Larry died and they wrapped up the character of J.R. and his "masterpiece". I prefer to think that the bitter, nasty old version of Cliff spends the rest of his life in Mexican prison, stripped of an ill-gotten empire, and deservedly framed for a "murder" he didn't commit since he nearly had his own pregnant daughter killed (even J.R. would never go that sociopathically far in a revenge plot).
The two best of the new actors (or at least, the two who clearly understand the genre and their characters the best) were Josh Henderson and Julie Gonzalo, but the writers' attempts to make them a more sinister retread of the Bobby/Pam relationship is still not enough to hold my interest. Anorexic Brewster, the awful and talentless Jesse Metcalfe, and the obvious attempt to re-create Lucy with Emma Bell are all forgettable snoozefests. Duffy's been phoning it in for a paycheck since Day 1 (hell, arguably since May 1986 when he stepped out of the shower). At least veterans Linda Gray, Judith Light, Mitch Pileggi, and (occasionally) Brenda Strong know that just the right amount of tasteful overacting is the key to a guilty pleasure like Dallas being watchable. Linda tries her d
amnedest, but without Hagman's J.R. to drive her mad she does not have enough chemistry with anyone else in the remaining cast to keep an infuriatingly predictable Sue Ellen relapse into alcoholism interesting (really Cidre, that's the best you can give her character after supposedly 20+ years of sobriety?).
To me, it was always the J.R. Ewing Hour, and without one of TV's most beloved anti-villains/Type V anti-heros, the show is pointless, daytime-quality drivel - imagine
Mad Men without Don or
House of Cards without Frank Underwood. Classic quotables like, "Once you give up integrity, the rest is a piece of cake", or "Well, Ray was always uncomfortable eating with the family, I mean after all we do use knives and forks", will never be replicated on the revival show. And thus, I washed my hands of it last year.