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TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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Beer Pong Horn said:
And apparently you were a teenage girl in 1999. :confused:
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Nope, I was dating (and later married) a college girl from 1999 who actually liked the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync as well as Fiona Apple, Sarah McLachlan and the Indigo Girls.

Luckily her taste has improved since then.
 
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Nathan said:
Nope, I was dating (and later married) a college girl from 1999 who actually liked the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync as well as Fiona Apple, Sarah McLachlan and the Indigo Girls.

Luckily her taste has improved since then.
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And? My girlfriend like country, but I don't know the words to any Montgomery Gentry songs. :p
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
And? My girlfriend like country, but I don't know the words to any Montgomery Gentry songs. :p
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Country songs have words? Interesting.

What can I say? As a singer, I'm predisposed to quickly learning and memorizing songs. It's a curse.
 
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Bakunin said:
She skipped kindergarten and went right into hooking.
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Well, you got the first half of that right at least.
Actually, I skipped kindergaten, got through elementary school, and THEN started hooking.
God, Michael. Get your story straight.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Backstory: SloeVag found a site (don't ask me how, I don't know and don't wanna know) that was onlinebootycall(dot)com. DL checked it out (of course). Hilarity ensues. :D
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I've seen commercials for that website on TV! Though I'm pretty sure I'd never use one of those sites for fear of having a she-male show up at my front door.
Bakunin said:
She could easily put 20 pounds on that frame and look hotter. As it is, she looks like she'd break in half while performing certain activities.
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But breaking her in half would be so much fun!
 
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