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TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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Bakunin said:
She could easily put 20 pounds on that frame and look hotter. As it is, she looks like she'd break in half while performing certain activities.
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Maria Sharapova? Professional athlete Maria Sharapova? That may be what she looks like but odds are she'd break someone else in half first.
 
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Comedy Central Roasts... pretty interesting... but its kind of funny to see that there are several people in the roasting committee each time that clearly have never met the person they're roasting. Seriously, is Greg Giraldo really that close to ANYONE in show business?
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Comedy Central Roasts... pretty interesting... but its kind of funny to see that there are several people in the roasting committee each time that clearly have never met the person they're roasting. Seriously, is Greg Giraldo really that close to ANYONE in show business?
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Comedy Central has Greg Giraldo on speed dial.
 
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MNS?

(325): *** he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

And this is awesome:

(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
 
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Well, on the down side, my kickball team lost 6-5 in extra innings in the semifinals after being up 5-2. But on the bright side:

A) I was 1-2 (lot of people = not enough ABs to go around) and made a good catch on a line drive;
B) We didn't get stuck in a thunderstorm;
C) I get to shave this playoff beard tomorrow;
D) I drank a lot on not too much money afterward; and
E) I got a number from a cute girl we met at the bar where we were drinking.

So all things considered, not bad. Not *ideal* getting home at 3:30am on a Sunday night, but not *bad* either.

Edit to add:
F) And I think this cute friend of the girl who gave me her number kind of dug me too.
 
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crazytechfan said:
If you only knew.
Oh wait, I just told you, so you do.
For the record, I'd have to be severely intoxicated to even consider hooking up with all but two or three posters.
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I told you, you're WAY too young for me honey.
 
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