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TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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So I just got home from a baseball game, and I wanted to share a heckle that some idiot yelled. And let me preface this by saying that yes, I have a fantasy baseball team, but I don't make a practice of using that fact in public to try to make myself seem cool:

Hey Jake Fox, you're not even in my fantasy league!

Obviously, this guy was a bag of d.
 
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Just got through a 20 minute call from work. A bunch of stuff was jacked up and I had to talk them through fixing it all. At least I didn't have to drive back down there.
 
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Thank Parise it ain't me.

Yay storms.

And I can't believe no one's quoted the inspiration of this version.

Fail.
 
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Who do we suppose this one is?

(916): I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn

Oh crap...it reminds me of me.
 
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SCuM!!!!!!:

(612): Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Did you ever decide on your online booty call? :D
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Probably 90% of the women on that site are gigantic. Another 9% are using fake pictures. It's narrowing down that last 1% that's the trick.

That and I only have 13 page views.
 
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Dude Love said:
Probably 90% of the women on that site are gigantic. Another 9% are using fake pictures. It's narrowing down that last 1% that's the trick.

That and I only have 13 page views.
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Honestly, I don't have the words.
 
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