TRP: Booty Traps Edition

[duper]

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On that note, quite possibly the most offensive dating site ever.

Life is short. Have an affair.

http://www.ashleymadison.com/

 

[Bakunin]

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You don't know the half of it.

In this case, I heartily endorse the saying that ignorance is bliss.

 

[Dude Love]

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On that note, quite possibly the most offensive dating site ever.

Life is short. Have an affair.

http://www.ashleymadison.com/

Classy.

 

[The Rube]

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In this case, I heartily endorse the saying that ignorance is bliss.

Backstory: SloeVag found a site (don't ask me how, I don't know and don't wanna know) that was onlinebootycall(dot)com. DL checked it out (of course). Hilarity ensues.

 

[Dude Love]

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Backstory: SloeVag found a site (don't ask me how, I don't know and don't wanna know) that was onlinebootycall(dot)com. DL checked it out (of course). Hilarity ensues.

At least it's not some sort of Christian cult like eharmony.

 

[The Rube]

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At least it's not some sort of Christian cult like eharmony.

True. And those commercials they have...wow. That one lady (who owns her own business) looks like a tranny!

 

[Dude Love]

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True. And those commercials they have...wow. That one lady (who owns her own business) looks like a tranny!

The one in the skirt with the boots? You're high.

 

[The Rube]

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The one in the skirt with the boots? You're high.

She's a man! Her shoulders are broader than Michael Strahan's!

 

[Bakunin]

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True. And those commercials they have...wow. That one lady (who owns her own business) looks like a tranny!

You could cut through a thick hunk of steak with her face. Blech.

 

[Dude Love]

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She's a man! Her shoulders are broader than Michael Strahan's!

Maria Sharapova has broad shoulders too. I'm willing to look up her skirt and check to see how everything works down there.

 

[The Rube]

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Maria Sharapova has broad shoulders too. I'm willing to look up her skirt and check to see how everything works down there.

Maria doesn't have an Adam's Apple. Just sayin'.

 

[Bakunin]

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Maria doesn't have an Adam's Apple. Just sayin'.

Why are you looking at her neck?

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

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Maria Sharapova has broad shoulders too. I'm willing to look up her skirt and check to see how everything works down there.

She's 6'2" - if she had wispy shoulders she'd weigh 80 pounds.

 

[The Rube]

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Why are you looking at her neck?

It's probably her best feature.

She's 6'2" - if she had wispy shoulders she'd weigh 80 pounds.

I like tall girls. I don't mind if they weigh more than me, if it's all proportionate (ex: a 6'4" girl shouldn't weigh 160 or less). But a) that eHarmony chick is nasty, and looks like a tranny, and b) Maria is *ing hot.

 

[Bakunin]

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She's 6'2" - if she had wispy shoulders she'd weigh 80 pounds.

She could easily put 20 pounds on that frame and look hotter. As it is, she looks like she'd break in half while performing certain activities.

 

[Bakunin]

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It's probably her best feature.

You think Maria's neck is her best feature? Are you high? Did rstarr spike your drink or something?

 

[GreatLakerMohawk]

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She could easily put 20 pounds on that frame and look hotter. As it is, she looks like she'd break in half while performing certain activities.

This is when we say:

"I'd like to put her through a wall."

 

[The Rube]

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You think Maria's neck is her best feature? Are you high? Did rstarr spike your drink or something?

I thought you were referring to the tranny.

This is when we say:

"I'd like to put her through a wall."

(c) The W (Schmacon's Dad, where I first heard the phrase)

 

[St. Clown]

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At least it's not some sort of Christian cult like eharmony.

So how many times have you taken their personality test and failed it?


You know, failing a personality test and failing it is like saying you don't have a personality at all.

 

[KC8NIY]

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You know, failing a personality test and failing it is like saying you don't have a personality at all.

Speaking of fail...