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The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
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mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
For the life of Mookie, he don’t get tats...
For the life of Mookie, he don’t get tats...
D
Deutsche Gopher Fan
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Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hooooly ****. Kottkamp, Republican Lt. Gov. of Florida, is complaining that his vacation to Vail was disrupted by a global pandemic. Polis, the Democratic Gov. of Colorado, is having exactly zero of his ****. <a href="https://t.co/PTZZutRgW1">pic.twitter.com/PTZZutRgW1</a></p>— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) <a href="https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1239042889667104769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hooooly ****. Kottkamp, Republican Lt. Gov. of Florida, is complaining that his vacation to Vail was disrupted by a global pandemic. Polis, the Democratic Gov. of Colorado, is having exactly zero of his ****. <a href="https://t.co/PTZZutRgW1">pic.twitter.com/PTZZutRgW1</a></p>— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) <a href="https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1239042889667104769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
FadeToBlack&Gold
Proud Statist
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Of course he had to namedrop Vail, lol.
Of course he had to namedrop Vail, lol.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
Minnesota: We have prepared for generations for this.
Minnesota: We have prepared for generations for this.
Jimjamesak
Already insane, UAA making it worse
Washington and Oregon: “Just assume everyone is from California.”
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
Pretty fair assumption, at least as of 2002.
California: “Just assume everyone is from Mexico and Guatemala.”
Pretty fair assumption, at least as of 2002.
California: “Just assume everyone is from Mexico and Guatemala.”
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
Pretty much. We say our pleasantries, get our business done, and move on. This semi-shutdown rule that is in place...all that means is less talk and we can't sit down in a restaurant.
Hi, here to pick up.
Here you go.
Thanks, and have a good day.
You, too.
That's it. That is quite possibly the perfect midwestern business transaction.
Pretty much. We say our pleasantries, get our business done, and move on. This semi-shutdown rule that is in place...all that means is less talk and we can't sit down in a restaurant.
Hi, here to pick up.
Here you go.
Thanks, and have a good day.
You, too.
That's it. That is quite possibly the perfect midwestern business transaction.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
My experience of Midwestern business transactions is very different. It includes a ten minute conversation about braces, little league, and kidney stones, and relies on everybody in the store having somehow gone to the same high school. While everybody else waits patiently to ring up their Slim Jims.
Projecting from this I figure that every 40-year old in every flyover county slept with every 40-year old of their target sex 23 years ago, and everybody knows it. That must make for some really strange church picnics.
Pretty much. We say our pleasantries, get our business done, and move on. This semi-shutdown rule that is in place...all that means is less talk and we can't sit down in a restaurant.
Hi, here to pick up.
Here you go.
Thanks, and have a good day.
You, too.
That's it. That is quite possibly the perfect midwestern business transaction.
My experience of Midwestern business transactions is very different. It includes a ten minute conversation about braces, little league, and kidney stones, and relies on everybody in the store having somehow gone to the same high school. While everybody else waits patiently to ring up their Slim Jims.
Projecting from this I figure that every 40-year old in every flyover county slept with every 40-year old of their target sex 23 years ago, and everybody knows it. That must make for some really strange church picnics.
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southpaw
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
It takes ten minutes just for people to say goodbye.
It takes ten minutes just for people to say goodbye.
FadeToBlack&Gold
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Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
I assume it makes guessing who your second and third spouses will be easier.
I assume it makes guessing who your second and third spouses will be easier.
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
Just as guessing who your second and third children’s father is?
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
It's the Midwest, so that only takes us up to age 19.
It's the Midwest, so that only takes us up to age 19.
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
Anybody else notice that the County Sheriff in Florida who arrested the pastor for holding the church service in defiance of the social distancing orders is the same sheriff looking for tips on the Tiger King woman who may have fed her first husband to her tigers? Hillsborough County (which includes Tampa) sounds like it's got some things going on. We get Tom and Giselle down there and the party will be on.
Anybody else notice that the County Sheriff in Florida who arrested the pastor for holding the church service in defiance of the social distancing orders is the same sheriff looking for tips on the Tiger King woman who may have fed her first husband to her tigers? Hillsborough County (which includes Tampa) sounds like it's got some things going on. We get Tom and Giselle down there and the party will be on.
Kepler
Si certus es dubita
Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
Fixed that for you...in the name of accuracy
Fixed that for you...in the name of accuracy
Slap Shot
I got nothing
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Your edit reminded me of the Bill Brasky bits from SNL.
Fixed that for you...in the name of accuracy
Your edit reminded me of the Bill Brasky bits from SNL.
Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Speaker of the Georgia state House doesn't like mailing voters absentee ballots during the virus outbreak. Why? Because he says it will hurt conservative Republicans by driving up turnout. <a href="https://t.co/wsWxkLOvrB">https://t.co/wsWxkLOvrB</a> <a href="https://t.co/u1kU5axCRb">pic.twitter.com/u1kU5axCRb</a></p>— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) <a href="https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1245540001280151552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Speaker of the Georgia state House doesn't like mailing voters absentee ballots during the virus outbreak. Why? Because he says it will hurt conservative Republicans by driving up turnout. <a href="https://t.co/wsWxkLOvrB">https://t.co/wsWxkLOvrB</a> <a href="https://t.co/u1kU5axCRb">pic.twitter.com/u1kU5axCRb</a></p>— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) <a href="https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1245540001280151552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
D
Deutsche Gopher Fan
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Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already
God imagine voting for a party that has to SAY that. Christ
God imagine voting for a party that has to SAY that. Christ
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