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The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Fwew!! Dodged that bullet... I convinced some end-timers to give me all of their worldly possessions, and now I can give it all back to them. I had <U>no idea</U> what I was going to do with all those velvet Elvis paintings!
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

I'm afraid so. It means I should probably do some laundry, too.
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

I'm holding off on laundry until at least 6 PM Pacific time. Just in case they got the rolling rapture part wrong, and it happens all at once. Or maybe all the saved are in the western US, and the rest of you are just screwed :p
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

Well, no wonder the Rapture hasn't started. Jesus was busy riding the Preakness winner!:D

Quote from Jesus: "My dad is watching me right now. I know my dad is watching me."

THIS IS PROOF!
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

The Sicatoka said:
We've been meaning to mention that to you for a while but didn't know how to being it up delicately.
Click to expand...

You should have just shown this:

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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

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Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

My grandmother, my stepmother, and my mother (who tried to chew me out for pointing out what it was) all have posted that to facebook or sent it in a chain mail.
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

6pm here.

Nothing. Well, some severe thunderstorms a little north and west of me, but that's normal. At least it wasn't locusts. I hate bugs.
 
Re: The Rapture is scheduled for May 21!

The rapture was kind of a disappointment, all that sinning I did the past couple of days seems like a waste.
 
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