What's new
By:
USCHO Fan Forum

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • The USCHO Fan Forum has migrated to a new plaform, xenForo. Most of the function of the forum should work in familiar ways. Please note that you can switch between light and dark modes by clicking on the gear icon in the upper right of the main menu bar. We are hoping that this new platform will prove to be faster and more reliable. Please feel free to explore its features.

Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Status
Not open for further replies.
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

I thought maybe Tech would just hire all us posters to coach. :)
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

huskyfan said:
I thought maybe Tech would just hire all us posters to coach. :)
Click to expand...

-huskyfan: assistant coach in charge of recruitment wherever there isn't snow
-Twitch Boy: assistant coach in charge of determining which bandwagon to jump on after every loss
-The Darkness: assistant coach in charge of "motivation"
-bigblue_dl and Shirtless Guy: assistant coaches in charge of hitting on the other team's girlfriends
-Burnt Orange Husky: assistant coach in charge of reverse psychology
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Beer Pong Horn said:
-huskyfan: assistant coach in charge of recruitment wherever there isn't snow
-Twitch Boy: assistant coach in charge of determining which bandwagon to jump on after every loss
-The Darkness: assistant coach in charge of "motivation"
-bigblue_dl and Shirtless Guy: assistant coaches in charge of hitting on the other team's girlfriends
-Burnt Orange Husky: assistant coach in charge of reverse psychology
Click to expand...
I think i'll like this new job of mine...
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Can I be the MN correspondent, and sign the Gopher rejects? I will work for KBC beer. :D
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Thank Parise I'm not on that list. Parise only knows what job you punks would come up with for me. :p

And, I don't want to live in Houghton.
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Beer Pong Horn said:
-huskyfan: assistant coach in charge of recruitment wherever there isn't snow
-Twitch Boy: assistant coach in charge of determining which bandwagon to jump on after every loss
-The Darkness: assistant coach in charge of "motivation"
-bigblue_dl and Shirtless Guy: assistant coaches in charge of hitting on the other team's girlfriends
-Burnt Orange Husky: assistant coach in charge of reverse psychology
Click to expand...

I don't mind pulling double duty and helping out bb_dl and shirtless.
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Beer Pong Horn said:
other team's girlfriends
-Burnt Orange Husky: assistant coach in charge of reverse psychology
Click to expand...
Okay, I'm in. What's the pay?
Step 1: Paint the visitors locker room pink: http://tinyurl.com/yjrxpo5
Step 2: Put Lifesavers in the visitors shower heads and remove the toilet seats.
Step 3: Replace cute Husky mascot with terrifying alien mascot: http://tinyurl.com/2lmjag
Step 4: Hire hot "Ice Girls" to distract fans and opposing players: http://tinyurl.com/y9obqgq
 
Last edited:
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

any new good rumors out there?

Glen Mroz resigns. Suzanne new president. Jamie moved to AD. JSR named head hockey coach and immediately cancels hockey program.

:rolleyes: :)
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Burnt Orange Husky said:
Okay, I'm in. What's the pay?
Step 1: Paint the visitors locker room pink: http://tinyurl.com/yjrxpo5
Step 2: Put Lifesavers in the visitors shower heads and remove the toilet seats.
Step 3: Replace cute Husky mascot with terrifying alien mascot: http://tinyurl.com/2lmjag
Step 4: Hire hot "Ice Girls" to distract fans and opposing players: http://tinyurl.com/y9obqgq
Click to expand...
Step 4 is easily the best idea you've ever had. :p
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

huskyfan said:
I thought maybe Tech would just hire all us posters to coach. :)
Click to expand...
Well it goes beyond coaching... I'll take over the equipment duties and make sure Tech is getting paid tens of thousands of dollars in endorsement contracts. Jerseys, sticks, skates, protective gear, etc. You want your company's name on the gear, then send a fat check c/o MTU hockey. No more of this "oh please just make our jerseys OT Sports, we'll pay whatever you ask..." Oh yeah and new jersey styles every year to drive souvie sales too.

My first move as equipment mgr is that I'm selling the treadmill to make room for the ice girls lockerroom. Hey, we all have to make sacrifices to turn this program around...
;)
Ryan J
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

JohnsonsJerseys said:
My first move as equipment mgr is that I'm selling the treadmill to make room for the ice girls lockerroom. Hey, we all have to make sacrifices to turn this program around...
;)
Ryan J
Click to expand...

There's a good chance that the players will still go there for exercise :eek:
 
Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Here's a Chris Tok article from the Austin Daily Hearld. Not too much in there, basically just says he's the new coach/general manager.

Austin Bruins pick a head coach

Also mentioned in the Duluth News Tribune, although they call him Mike. Link

Tok to head NAHL franchise

Coleraine native Mike Tok, a Michigan Tech assistant the last four years, has been head coach and general manager of the first-year North American Hockey League team in Austin, Minn. The franchise, owned by Craig Patrick, was admitted to the league in February and begins play in 2010-11.

Tok, 37, played four seasons as a defenseman at the University of Wisconsin from 1991-95 and was in the professional minor leagues from 1995 through 2001. He was an assistant in the U.S. Hockey League for four seasons with Waterloo (Iowa)., and was a finalist for a Minnesota Duluth assistant opening in 2008.

The NAHL-expansion team will play at Riverside Arena in Austin.
Click to expand...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top