Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Ladies, bone more short men

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1609640017667973120?s=46&t=NRPvbchICCsnCIpT7muNZg

Has the NYT never heard of Napoleon complex?

 

[Kepler]

Has the NYT never heard of Napoleon complex?

That's only because of the bigotry!

 

[MissThundercat]

I don't know how some girls are 100% straight. Have you seen girls?

 

[St. Clown]

My wife has asked me to not answer that question.

 

[Kepler]

Building a relationship is hard.

 

[MissThundercat]

"I ran into your ex the other day!"
Unless you ran into them with your car, I don't care.

 

[St. Clown]

Ouch.

 

[Kepler]

That's enough reddit for today.

The Comments. Oh god, the Comments.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Sweet machop-f_ckin jesus

 

[Kepler]

Flyover romance.

 

[MissThundercat]

I like my coffee how I like my men.

Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away.

 

[Kepler]

I like my coffee how I like my men.

Mandatory

 

[Scarlet]

Beat me to it, Kep.

 

[Kepler]

The internet. I can't even.

 

[MissThundercat]

The internet. I can't even.

I don't kink shame!

Unless your fetish is being humiliated, then you should be very ashamed, you naughty little...

 

[Kepler]

 

[RaceBoarder]

LMFAO...

That is "This is a Wendy's" for modern times...

 

[MissThundercat]

Automatic DQs:

"Chad," "soyboy," "Elon Musk or Joe Rogan is a genius," "I'm a nice guy," "I'm not like all the other guys," unsolicited dick pics, and looking slovenly.

 

[Kepler]

Automatic DQs:

"Chad," "soyboy," "Elon Musk or Joe Rogan is a genius," "I'm a nice guy," "I'm not like all the other guys," unsolicited dick pics

You just described every man under 40,

and looking slovenly.

and every woman under 40.

 

[Swansong]

Also add anyone who uses "alpha", "beta" or any other of that nonsense in an un-ironic way.