ScoobyDoo
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Wow. That's kind of sad.
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Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!
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Wow. That's kind of sad.
Deutsche Gopher Fan
Registered User
May or may not be surprising depending on who you ask
ScoobyDoo
NPC
I can see both sides.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
I can see killing them. But not divorcing them.
Deutsche Gopher Fan
Registered User
Walking the dogs today. A landscaping company is picking up leaves for my lazy rich neighbors.
guy is leering at me. I happen to notice his landscaping truck and in the front windshield- front and center- is a naked Barbie doll on all fours, as if she’s getting it from behind.
charming
guy is leering at me. I happen to notice his landscaping truck and in the front windshield- front and center- is a naked Barbie doll on all fours, as if she’s getting it from behind.
charming
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
You found a white landscaper?
Deutsche Gopher Fan
Registered User
I didn’t think of that until now, but yes…yes I did
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
Rule 34; TIL there is a subculture that retouches (ahem) Barbies to make them anatomically correct. We are not a good species.
But, on the opposite note, someone created an anatomical cutaway of Barbie to prove how bad she is for little girls' aspirations. A human being with Barbie's dimensions would be unviable, due to the size of her vital organs.
But, on the opposite note, someone created an anatomical cutaway of Barbie to prove how bad she is for little girls' aspirations. A human being with Barbie's dimensions would be unviable, due to the size of her vital organs.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
My partner and I are okay if we have hookups with others.
A guy sends me a message asking if we could hook up and I'm like "sure." Asked him for a time and a place. Doesn't get back to me, but keeps asking if we can. Never comes back with a time and a place.
I finally tell him that I'm no longer interested. Sends me another message asking if he could see me Sunday. I tell him no again, and he responds with pictures of his unit. I commented "how tiny!" and he finally said "never mind" and backed off.
Unsolicited d-ck pics are an automatic red card.
A guy sends me a message asking if we could hook up and I'm like "sure." Asked him for a time and a place. Doesn't get back to me, but keeps asking if we can. Never comes back with a time and a place.
I finally tell him that I'm no longer interested. Sends me another message asking if he could see me Sunday. I tell him no again, and he responds with pictures of his unit. I commented "how tiny!" and he finally said "never mind" and backed off.
Unsolicited d-ck pics are an automatic red card.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
Unsolicited advice: not a good idea.
Inviting another person into a relationship in any sexual capacity does not lead any place healthy.
Why, yes, I will butt out.
May this happen to every single person on USCHO https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nebras...uck-hunting-trip-then-gets-marriage-proposal/
They’re going to have gorgeous kids.
They’re going to have gorgeous kids.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
Indiana sex is more interesting than I'd imagined.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
If Lynn and I ever break up, I will look for recent divorcees. That way, I can get a good deal on someone who's already trained.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
He's lucky he's not deceased right now.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kell...g4YPEKe_DjZrhuSTeD_i4OAT426g9qzD0e0o9gZJB2HRs
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kell...g4YPEKe_DjZrhuSTeD_i4OAT426g9qzD0e0o9gZJB2HRs
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
A few years ago, I bemoaned guys treating trans girls as a fetish.
I'm 42 now, much more sexual than I've ever been in my life, and I've relented. However, a lot of the guys I've encountered are like the dog who caught the car and have no idea what to do. This is after they made wild promises about how they were going to show me a great time.
I'm 42 now, much more sexual than I've ever been in my life, and I've relented. However, a lot of the guys I've encountered are like the dog who caught the car and have no idea what to do. This is after they made wild promises about how they were going to show me a great time.
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