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Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

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Dr. Mrs. and I go to a tile place yesterday to pick out new bathroom tiles (don't ask, she's nesting, whatever). Super cute, barely 20-something receptionist meets us and then the old grubby owner, wearing about 17 rings, galumphs out to grip and grin and turn us over to a salesman. We go upstairs and are rooting around on the equivalent of theater flies, looking at samples and almost falling to our deaths on this unbalanced walkway between the sample cases.

Now, upstairs is well above the drop ceiling, and there are very few ceiling tiles because of all the electric cables that are hanging jerry rigged everywhere, so we can see into all the rooms like in The Sims, despite all the closed doors and walls. The salesman and I are pulling tiles samples and looking at them while my wife is on the opposite end of the walkway, and I look down right into the owner's office, where his receptionist is at the corner of his desk holding her dress hiked up, and he's going at her with his hand. I turn away and the salesman is looking me right in the eyes. We look at each other for about 2 seconds, completely expressionless, and then we go back to pulling tile samples without a word.
 
It's amusing and kinda sad the amount of desperate men who message me and think I'm going to have sex with them.

It will not happen, not in this lifetime, or the next one. Lynn (my partner) and I carefully vet our play partners, and 99.9% of the ones who message can't even pass the smell test.
 
MissThundercat said:
It's amusing and kinda sad the amount of desperate men who message me and think I'm going to have sex with them.

It will not happen, not in this lifetime, or the next one. Lynn (my partner) and I carefully vet our play partners, and 99.9% of the ones who message can't even pass the smell test.
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Where are they messaging you? If they're messaging you on LinkedIn, that's just weird.
 
Huh. Whaddya all make of this?

Dr. Mrs.' friend, let's call her Kim (fun fact: a former Miss Cherry Blossom), texts Dr. Mrs. last night. Kim overheard her daughter and her daughter's (female) friend, who was over at their house, playing in daughter's bed room. Game involved "pretend you're tied to the bed."

Kim became concerned.

When Kim heard the next part was about "clothes" she decided, welp, enough of this, and went into the room to talk to the girls. Daughter's friend explained this game was called "boyfriend and girlfriend," and boy had tied girl to the bed because "he didn't want her to go to her room." The object then was they would "sleep together," although Kim inferred from context this meant sleep, not "sleep," together.

Kim's daughter and daughter's friend are 8.

So. Um. Wot?
 
Kepler said:
Huh. Whaddya all make of this?

Dr. Mrs.' friend, let's call her Kim (fun fact: a former Miss Cherry Blossom), texts Dr. Mrs. last night. Kim overheard her daughter and her daughter's (female) friend, who was over at their house, playing in daughter's bed room. Game involved "pretend you're tied to the bed."

Kim became concerned.

When Kim heard the next part was about "clothes" she decided, welp, enough of this, and went into the room to talk to the girls. Daughter's friend explained this game was called "boyfriend and girlfriend," and boy had tied girl to the bed because "he didn't want her to go to her room." The object then was they would "sleep together," although Kim inferred from context this meant sleep, not "sleep," together.

Kim's daughter and daughter's friend are 8.

So. Um. Wot?
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Friend's mom was watching 50 Shades of Grey and let their daughter watch?
 
I'm bisexual:

This means I'm attracted to two male celebrities, that one gas station clerk who let me have my coffee on the house in 2021, and girls. I mean, have you seen girls?
 
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