Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

[MissThundercat]

LOL.

A guy messages me and promises me the world in bed. Won't even give me an address as to where to go.

I'll just move on from him.

 

[MissThundercat]

Glad I ended up eating pizza alone tonight.

Sentient humanoid male indicated he needed "a few rum and Cokes" to get going.

 

[Kepler]

 

[Kepler]

The difference between platforms:

 

[MissThundercat]

Kep, Stabbing Westward said it best:

"If I must be lonely, I think I'd rather be alone."

 

[MissThundercat]

Fire. Heart.
Passion.
Energy.


In many cases, she sets the standard and shows no fear while doing so.


For her to submit to you, she needs you to be on her level and raise an already high standard. Because if you show cowardice, she will eat you alive, then calmly set her napkin down and walk away.

 

[dxmnkd316]

Fire. Heart.
Passion.
Energy.

Go Planet!

 

[MissThundercat]

Pills don't help the pain of being sexually desired but not romantically desired.

 

[Kepler]

Then those are the wrong pills.

 

[MissThundercat]

Then those are the wrong pills.

Your opinion and $3 might get me some coffee.

 

[MissThundercat]

Receiving messages from cis men on FetLife expressing, ahem, sexual desire for me is oddly affirming.

 

[Kepler]

 

[MissThundercat]

For hooking up, I'm enjoying the ability to do what I couldn't do without receiving parental scorn earlier in life.

 

[Kepler]

Romance is not dead.

 

[MissThundercat]

Dating Coach: Have you tried flirting?

Me: I gave her "the look."

Coach: Show me.

Me: Bites lip seductively.

Coach: Have you tried biting your bottom lip?

 

[Kepler]

Credit for directness:

 

[Kepler]

Be careful out there.

 

[MissThundercat]

Be careful out there.

I can say the same thing about men.

 

[MissThundercat]

So that guy who messaged me about being into trans people:

I actually met up with him and I'm starting to LIKE him.

 

[Kepler]

The important thing is to know what you want: