Well, after a rather painful visit to the surgeon, I think the worst is over. I had what the doctor thinks was a perineal abscess(?). Yeah, he only thinks that's what it was. He said he's never seen one quite as large or as deep as this one was. He took care of it right there in the office with a local and got most of the infection out. I now have an open wound that I have to keep clean and re-dress daily for the next week. He also put me on Cipro.
It will be a little uncomfortable for the next few days so I'll be staying home until Monday! Right now, the local is wearing off and I'm seeing stars, but I'm just gonna man up and rely on the Tylenol (I refused the pain killer script). All in all, not too bad though I would never have guessed it. The fever was likely caused by the abscess rupturing and that junk getting into my body (this could have been a staph infection).
After this episode is over with I will be making an appointment for a general physical and all that other good stuff that they do to guys my age!
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There's a rather funny side story to all of this as well. When the surgeon came in to see me he had a young Chinese med student named Alex with him. He asked if I minded Alex observing. I said no, what the heck did I care if a room full of strangers was staring at my butt?
Anyway, after the lidocaine was administered (the most painful part of the procedure) the doctor got to work. He was very vocal, telling me what he was about to do and what he was finding, etc. At one point he says "are you ok?"
I said "yeah, I'm fine."
He says "not you; Alex? Are you ok?"
I then heard a thud as Alex fainted and hit the floor before the nurse could catch him.
Later, as I was getting ready to leave, I asked the nurse if what I thought happened really happened and she just smiled and said "yup!" She also said it's not uncommon for med students to do that their first time in a real-life situation. I have to admit, it did make me smile for a second or two...
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