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Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School

Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School


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Morning Lodge.

I think I should start making book on how long it will be till Brent goes postal and runs down his d-head boss with a forklift. Maybe I'll start a thread...
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School

Morning Lodge.

I think I should start making book on how long it will be till Brent goes postal and runs down his d-head boss with a forklift. Maybe I'll start a thread...
Nah, he won't go postal. If anything he'll just walk out one day.
 
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Maybe he just needs to take a week long vacation, and let em see just how backed up they get without him around to fix their messes. ;)
 
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Hasn't any you engineering nerds figured out a way to build a robot that we could program with our iPhone to sort, fold, put away/hang up laundry??

I have; it's called having kids. No sitting around on the iPad in *this* house! Fold them clothes!


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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School

I have; it's called having kids. No sitting around on the iPad in *this* house! Fold them clothes!


(Some patients have experienced significant side-effects to having children, including sleep loss, sex loss, fashion sense loss, loss of cool cars, loss of voice, loss of sanity, occasional trouser chili, and a general sense of dread, unease, and murderous rage. Please speak with your doctor or psychiatrist before having children.)
Yeah, but it takes 9 months to have one delivered, and then its several years of feeding and programming it before it can even sort socks. I'm kind of looking for something that could work right away, and fold fitted sheets as well.
 
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Yeah, but it takes 9 months to have one delivered, and then its several years of feeding and programming it before it can even sort socks. I'm kind of looking for something that could work right away, and fold fitted sheets as well.
Buy a Mexican woman.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #155: Back to School

Morning Lodge.

I think I should start making book on how long it will be till Brent goes postal and runs down his d-head boss with a forklift. Maybe I'll start a thread...

He TRIIIIED to kill me with a forklift...
 
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Yeah, but it takes 9 months to have one delivered, and then its several years of feeding and programming it before it can even sort socks. I'm kind of looking for something that could work right away, and fold fitted sheets as well.
No one can fold fitted sheets, especially Queen- or King-sized.
 
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Why does this crap always happen right before I leave for vacation?????
 
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Just saw on the news one of the pandas at the National Zoo had a baby. No one in DC can sneeze or it will keel over. Not very durable creatures are pandas....
 
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w000000000000000000000000000t!! Lil won his first Varsity race going away. I don't really care what place he comes in (as long as he is happy) but he does. His caring so much is a lot more stressful.
 
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Nah, he won't go postal. If anything he'll just walk out one day.

i did that back in 1997 three weeks before i got married. best day of my life. went in and told my boss, "that's it. i'm done." she was like, 'oh, well ok so and so gets back and you can transfer..." i go, "whoa! what didn't you understand, I'M DONE. bye" face dropped.... "ah, let's talk. wait a minute." now i'm getting riled up... "really? you had a chance to talk before. but then it wasn't important. you pushed my hand. deal with it, it's not my problem any longer."

again... best.day.ever.
 
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i did that back in 1997 three weeks before i got married. best day of my life. went in and told my boss, "that's it. i'm done." she was like, 'oh, well ok so and so gets back and you can transfer..." i go, "whoa! what didn't you understand, I'M DONE. bye" face dropped.... "ah, let's talk. wait a minute." now i'm getting riled up... "really? you had a chance to talk before. but then it wasn't important. you pushed my hand. deal with it, it's not my problem any longer."

again... best.day.ever.
I've never had it bad enough to consider anything like that :p

My work is actually doing pretty great. We're making huge progress on the big project I've been working on the most, my customers are happy, and I'm now regularly in meetings with bigshots where they actually ask me questions and value my takes on things. The president of my business unit (of about 8,000 employees) now recognizes me in the hallway and asks how specific projects I am working on are going. I think I'm on the tract to actually move up in the company. :eek:
 
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