Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

[leswp1]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

Nope, I have (thus far) been unaffected by the closures. We slipped through the area that is making the news a few days before this all started. Luckily, Issac will hopefully dump SOME rain SOMEWHERE up north that will make its way down through the Mississippi. I would love for it to just stall for about 4 days somewhere around Cincinnati or over near Cairo, Illinois. The crazy thing? We're still 18" above the historic low water levels of 1988. This year will continue getting worse before it starts to get better, unfortunately.

And that is absolutely horrible, for all involved. Yikes. A shovel definitely isn't suitable for that, you need a solid lead pipe maybe.

I thought flesh eating bacteria. I hadn't thought of Isaac helping things. I was too stuck on how you deal with a whole convention of people who might need to be moved.

She's going to Middlesex for a year and is hoping/planning to transfer to UMass Lowell next year. But she said that if you get your Associates and have a 3.0 GPA you can transfer to UML for nothing. Not sure how true that is. Thankfully a few of her friends from high school are going there too.



Wow, that sucks. I'm sure you really didn't want to be right about him, but at least you know your instincts were correct.

Lots of my pts have the Middlesex to UML plan going. It seems to work well.

I knew I was right about RC. As Mr les says, "He was an a hole when I met him 25 yrs ago. He is one now. He will be one 25 yrs from now. Why is everyone always so surprised when he does something that shows he is an a hole?"

 

[bigmrg74]

Nope. You've formatted the text. It simply doesn't look like a hyperlink. Think about it - you're placing a link where nobody expects there to be a link. Unless you call out what it is, you will not generate site traffic. Though, even if you do call it out, you're not likely to get more than a click or two from this crowd.

Truthfully it's not really for the USCHO crowd. It's really to help out with making Balance Massage Therapy the number one listing for massage in AA. If you guys really want to get a rub from me there, that's cool. But I really can't twist your arms to come in.

 

[The Rube]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

Christ Almighty, the Gopher thread is why I stay off of D1 in summer. I made a contribution that sums up my feelings about the thread right now.

 

[Greyeagle]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

Christ Almighty, the Gopher thread is why I stay off of D1 in summer. I made a contribution that sums up my feelings about the thread right now.

A certain someone over there needs professional help. Dr. Fraiser Craine like professional help.

 

[bigmrg74]

Hah! I just saw my last rep from bigmrg! I wouldn't mind getting recommended a massager that specializes in interoral work! That sounds excellent!

Oh that was like last week when you was bellyachin' about your jaw hurting. Do note that interoral work can feel like the therapist is using a rusty nail when they are jamming their fingers deep into the hinge of your jaw to get at all of the little muscles in there to release them.

 

[mookie1995]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

Truthfully it's not really for the USCHO crowd. It's really to help out with making Balance Massage Therapy the number one listing for massage in AA. If you guys really want to get a rub from me there, that's cool. But I really can't twist your arms to come in.

i had a very nice thai massage the other night. very small shop in brighton. really stretched the muscles. haven't had them that in that situation in some time.

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

Oh that was like last week when you was bellyachin' about your jaw hurting. Do note that interoral work can feel like the therapist is using a rusty nail when they are jamming their fingers deep into the hinge of your jaw to get at all of the little muscles in there to release them.

That is NOT what I meant by interoral work

 

[Hammer]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

Somehow I get the idea that's not a conversation the two of you should be having with each other.

 

[state of hockey]

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SENANICANS posts might happen later tonight.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Somehow I get the idea that's not a conversation the two of you should be having with each other.

He said he'd recommend someone! If he's volunteering himself, I'll send the closet dwelling commie his way.

 

[mookie1995]

He said he'd recommend someone! If he's volunteering himself, I'll send the closet dwelling commie his way.

I worked with a dude who always had guys rub him. He said women didn't have strong enough hands to be effective. I ain't telling him he's wrong, but I dunno....

 

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

I worked with a dude who always had guys rub him. He said women didn't have strong enough hands to be effective. I ain't telling him he's wrong, but I dunno....

I think you're missing my point. He recommended something called interoral.

 

[bigmrg74]

Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #154: Olympics

i had a very nice thai massage the other night. very small shop in brighton. really stretched the muscles. haven't had them that in that situation in some time.

Thai massage is basically Yoga for lazy people. But it is great for losing up the body.

He said he'd recommend someone! If he's volunteering himself, I'll send the closet dwelling commie his way.

Well, I'm not really good with interoral work, hands are too big for it, but if he insists, then I guess I'll go put on some gloves and see how far into his jaw my pinky finger can go into his jaw hinge.

Somehow I get the idea that's not a conversation the two of you should be having with each other.

Isn't that pretty much every other conversation in this thread anyways??

 

[The Rube]

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I worked with a dude who always had guys rub him. He said women didn't have strong enough hands to be effective. I ain't telling him he's wrong, but I dunno....

IIRC in Vegas, they do not allow legal massage parlors to have females massage males and vice versa. I get the reasoning, but I'm not comfortable with a male touching me like that.

 

[mookie1995]

Yes, yoga for people who can't touch their toes! . legs bent one way and arms stretched across the tide. Felt tight, then great. I kept yelping and she laughed.

I think you're missing my point. He recommended something called interoral.

What Is That?!!

 

[mookie1995]

IIRC in Vegas, they do not allow legal massage parlors to have females massage males and vice versa. I get the reasoning, but I'm not comfortable with a male touching me like that.

Legal massage parlors? Is that different than the spa in Paris or Caesars? I've always been asked if I want male or female, and told I have the option of clothed or not.

 

[bigblue_dl]

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What Is That?!!

Massager code speak for blow jobs.

 

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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A certain someone over there needs professional help. Dr. Fraiser Craine like professional help.

One of mine or one of yours....or both?

Well, I'm not really good with interoral work, hands are too big for it, but if he insists, then I guess I'll go put on some gloves and see how far into his jaw my pinky finger can go into his jaw hinge.

I'm sure the gf can give you some tips on how to be better giving dudes interoral massages...

 

[bigblue_dl]

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Legal massage parlors? Is that different than the spa in Paris or Caesars? I've always been asked if I want male or female, and told I have the option of clothed or not.

Note to self....get massage at Caesar's. Yay, Happy Endings!

 

[bigblue_dl]

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One of mine or one of yours....or both?
I'm sure the gf can give you some tips on how to be better giving dudes interoral massages...

Pretty soon Monster is going to have a tongue ring...