She asked, “[Clown], Einstein’s on five, right?”
I replied, “Five is the lakes.”
“What?”
“Every floor has a theme. Five is the lakes, four is the rivers, and eight is the scientists.”
“You’re no help.”
“Why?”
“I just want to know where Einstein is.”
“It’s on eight, with the scientists.”
“Well who can remember that?”
“They’re pretty famous scientists – Newton, Galileo, Einstein.”
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As some background, the conference rooms in my office are named after MN rivers, Great Lakes or famous scientists. The woman asking me these questions has been my department for 32 months now (I remember the day because it's turned out to be a black stain on all of us). For the first two years she's been in the group she'd been assigned to a project with me that had twice weekly meetings in the Einstein conference room. I still can't believe that she graduated from the U of M's Carlson School of Business. Actually, I can't believe she graduated high school. She must have sucked a lot of dicks along the way.