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Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes to.

Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes to.

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  • On Golden Blonde - On Golden Pond

    Votes: 14 56.0%

  • Schindler's Fist - Schindler's List

    Votes: 1 4.0%

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    Votes: 3 12.0%

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    Votes: 4 16.0%

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    Votes: 2 8.0%

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    Votes: 5 20.0%

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    Votes: 6 24.0%

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    Votes: 8 32.0%

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    Votes: 2 8.0%

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    Votes: 6 24.0%

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    Votes: 11 44.0%
  • Total voters
    25
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes

JF_Gophers said:
What will he do with the other 2 hours, 45 minutes?
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You think he'll last 15 minutes? I figured three, tops.

The rest of the time he can spend ogling her. Or God forbid, going for round two with an empty chamber.
 
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Bakunin said:
You think he'll last 15 minutes? I figured three, tops.

The rest of the time he can spend ogling her. Or God forbid, going for round two with an empty chamber.
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I was including transportation, negotiation, etc. time. :D
 
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Bakunin said:
You think he'll last 15 minutes? I figured three, tops.

The rest of the time he can spend ogling her. Or God forbid, going for round two with an empty chamber.
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Gotta be more like a semi-auto than a musket.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes

bigblue_dl said:
Gotta be more like a semi-auto than a musket.
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Oh I don't know. A musket is more of an excuse to hire a group of hookers. Then you're all but guaranteed to knock one of them to the floor.
 
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Bakunin said:
Oh I don't know. A musket is more of an excuse to hire a group of hookers. Then you're all but guaranteed to knock one of them to the floor.
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You can get pretty powerful semi-autos...
 
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bigblue_dl said:
You can get pretty powerful semi-autos...
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This is MNS we're talking about here - his muzzle velocity can't be very good. I doubt his bullets would even make it into the uterus.
 
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Bakunin said:
This is MNS we're talking about here - his muzzle velocity can't be very good. I doubt his bullets would even make it into the uterus.
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He's been stockpiling gun powder for a long...long time.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes

bigblue_dl said:
He's been stockpiling gun powder for a long...long time.
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He's like the former soviet union - his arsenal is likely in a state of disrepair and won't work properly - if at all - when/if he actually needs to use it. Which is why he needs to buy a hooker to test fire it.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes

Good Morning Lodge.

ETA: My cousin's obit.
 
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Bakunin said:
He's like the former soviet union - his arsenal is likely in a state of disrepair and won't work properly - if at all - when/if he actually needs to use it. Which is why he needs to buy a hooker to test fire it.
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Why nuke a desolate region of Siberia when you can invade Poland, and take it in a week? MNS just needs to find his Poland.
 
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state of hockey said:
Oboe? Psh. Use an English horn, they burn longer.
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You know, brass players aren't right very often, but I like the way you're thinking here. :p

mookie1995 said:
you won't be working many lao weddings blowing a clarinet :)
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I think you're probably right. I have been to Luang Prabang, though. That's worth something, isn't it?
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #149 - Best adaptation of a movie title-and the lodgie goes

Thanks for the interesting read this morning..

Two finals here today, then I'll be one away of a stress free weekend:)
 
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