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Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

bigblue_dl said:
That is the first thing I thought of as well. Eggs turn into babies after fun naked time. Eggs are bad.
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Isn't there a way to fool the test and get Maury to say "You are NOT the father!"? :p:D

Obviously to fool the polygraph, all you have to do is squeeze your ***.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

FlagDUDE08 said:
Isn't there a way to fool the test and get Maury to say "You are NOT the father!"? :p:D

Obviously to fool the polygraph, all you have to do is squeeze your ***.
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faking a DNA test...huh, I guess you could get another guy to spit in your mouth right before it, but that probably wouldn't work since they would still get your DNA on the swab
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

goldy_331 said:
Hi Gonzo! Still with the chickens! I thought you got over the old Muppet fixation.
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I ran really low on eggs over the holidays, although I received some excellent pastries in return. While I was low/out, my competitors at work took over my regular customer base. Eventually they'll all come back. My chickens lay excellent eggs
Excellent.
:)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

Gonzo said:
I ran really low on eggs over the holidays, although I received some excellent pastries in return. While I was low/out, my competitors at work took over my regular customer base. Eventually they'll all come back. My chickens lay excellent eggs
Excellent.
:)
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For some reason, this is reminding me of that one episode of Night Court with Bob and June Wheeler (the man played by Brent Spiner, yes, Lt. Commander Data)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

mookie1995 said:
Information that I could have USED YESTERDAY!!!
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Settle down. You'll be back in Florida soon enough. :p

I was just reading more from the Tucker Max book I downloaded, because I don't have anything urgent to do at work. The story was about a weekend of drinking with people he met from an internet message board. It was eerily familiar and it gave me some ideas for diva's wedding at the same time...
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

Who here is planning to go to Tampa? Either going for the sake of going or going only if their team is there?
 
bigblue_dl said:
Settle down. You'll be back in Florida soon enough. :p..
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scarlet, where you staying? I recon'd the area today (drove to rink). Marriott is right next door. Westin is close but over a little bridge. Drove a couple miles away down an industry looking road that had multiple strip joints- some advertise "full alcohol topless". Some "all nude". Stupid county laws I'm imagining. Sarasota had no prob with buck neked and full booze. Seminole casino is a quick drive away on I4 exit 7.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

DaveStPaul said:
They really did well for their first time ever playing full-ice games. And we had a good "learning moment" at Saturday's game. We were playing a team from a league known to be more intense/serious than our rec league, but by the halftime break we were up 2-0. Spirits were high, kids were doing great. The 2nd half turned into a track meet, with us losing 7-6. Why was it a "learning moment"? Because in the 2nd half the other team played their top players over and over again, instead of rotating everybody on the team like you're supposed to. Classy! And a great way to have your late-bloomers get way less ice time. :roll eyes:

Tres bien, BobSansChemise!
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Name names.....my money is on the Guvies. Hope it wasn't the Capitals...
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

The **** mailman didn't pick up my Netflix DVD, so now I have to wait another day for a new movie. :mad:

Scarlet: Not planning on Tampa. I have other things I need to use vacation on, flights are expensive from MSP, and I still don't feel like spending that kind of money to support NCAA hockey that ****ed over my team like they did.


edit: I'm going to hell. And when I'm in line and they're giving me the reasons why, the post I just made in another thread will be brought back up. :p
 
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bigblue_dl said:
The **** mailman didn't pick up my Netflix DVD, so now I have to wait another day for a new movie. :mad:
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No mail delivery today. I didn't get any of my magazines Friday or Saturday and what with the holiday today, I won't get them till tomorrow (hopefully).

bigblue_dl said:
Scarlet: Not planning on Tampa. I have other things I need to use vacation on, flights are expensive from MSP, and I still don't feel like spending that kind of money to support NCAA hockey that ****ed over my team like they did.
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Well now who am I going to go out to breakfast with at 3am????? :mad:
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

Apparently Mookie, after he gets back from the titty bars.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

If I'm not working (at this point, I am) I plan on heading down there. No idea when I'll possibly find out, though.
 
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Sharks aren't so bad... If someone entered my house wearing only a speedo I would probably attack him too.
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I saw this on fb and immediately thought of the s&s speedo. Is that bad?
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

How many did we seat in the booth for two? Nine?!? My *** still hurts!
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge 142: On the 1000th Post of the Last Thread

That was a really **** good omelet. First time I've ever had to wait for a table at 3am.
 
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