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Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

bigblue_dl said:
I usually try to stop at truck stops for fuel. They run much bigger nozzles and hoses for the trucks so I can fill my 35 gallon tank in about 2 minutes. :)
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There's a dick joke about a 35 gallon cum tank being filled quickly lurking in this post.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

bigblue_dl said:
I'm never seen one, anywhere.

Its times like these that I realize to what extent I'm still a down-home country boy.

I usually try to stop at truck stops for fuel. They run much bigger nozzles and hoses for the trucks so I can fill my 35 gallon tank in about 2 minutes. :)
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You know the BP/garage that's right off of the bridge on the Hancock side? I do believe that's full service.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

bigblue_dl said:
...and you weren't quite clever enough to piece together said joke, and post it?
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Bakunin isn't quite at his best until it's dark out. I think he's actually one of those Twilight vampires, and his sparkly coating is malfunctioning.

crazytechfan said:
You know the BP/garage that's right off of the bridge on the Hancock side? I do believe that's full service.
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Yep, though I think you have the option of it being otherwise.
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Bakunin isn't quite at his best until it's dark out. I think he's actually one of those Twilight vampires, and his sparkly coating is malfunctioning.

Yep, though I think you have the option of it being otherwise.
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Major flaw in this philosophy is that twilight vampires are charming.
bigblue_dl said:
3 days......:D :p

I tried to avoid that side of the water.
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3 days until you live with hot chicks?

And I can't blame you, as do I.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

Bakunin said:
Lay off the reefer and pay attention - I'm on day hours (vacation) 'til next week. I'll be switching back to night mode at the end of next week before going back to work on the 6th.
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My inference was more the tone of the discussion, not the participants

And don't judge.

LEGALIZE IT!!!!!! :cool:
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

Is it Friday yet? I just realized that on top of everything else this weekend has going for it, I get to have a Yuengling while watching hockey and lacrosse. mmmmmm :)
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

bigblue_dl said:
...and you weren't quite clever enough to piece together said joke, and post it?
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I'm not used to being awake at this hour, sorry.

If you switched to nights, you wouldn't be on your game, either.

Gonzo - even if they legalized it, I wouldn't be able to partake given the job I have. FTR, I would be just fine with them legalizing and taxing it. Given the fact they allow tobacco and alcohol to be legal, it seems rather idiotic that they don't also allow weed (though many states have now created a gigantic loophole for that with "medical marijuana").
 
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Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

A Shot and a Goal said:
This word 'mofo' certainly is useful. It's a meteorological term; it's a descrption of MarkEagle's psychological profile; and it's a specific player in HockeyEast. Most impressive.
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It even pertains to a crotchety old timer from Denver! :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

Bakunin said:
... even when you faceplant on a sidewalk?
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Even then. That was just a different game. It was called "Try to spend the night on the streets of downtown Cincinatti, bloodied and blasmed, without getting arrested." I am to that game what Albert Pujols is to baseball.
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

bigblue_dl said:
Even then. That was just a different game. It was called "Try to spend the night on the streets of downtown Cincinatti, bloodied and blasmed, without getting arrested." I am to that game what Albert Pujols is to baseball.
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Pujols has been in a slump lately. :p
 
Re: Rep Retirement Lodge #112: Son of "Filling in for the night shift"

Successfully evaded the advances of the bus-driver for my area without offending anyone with the following conversation:

Bus Driver: Hi! How are you today?
Me: Cranky - I hate this weather. I miss the cold.
Bus Driver: Hey - are you single? I prefer the cold and I like a girl that likes it colder.
Me: Me too.
(gets onboard the bus)

Why on earth would you think our similar weather preferences would mean that we have anything else in common? :confused:

Either way - he seemed okay with that response and I get to continue to ride the bus hassle free, I hope.
 
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