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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
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FlagDUDE08
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I bought one of those foam fingers at a hockey game. Tonight, my brother's going and wants to borrow it. However, I do have to ask him about some other affairs. I'll ask when I give him the finger.
I bought one of those foam fingers at a hockey game. Tonight, my brother's going and wants to borrow it. However, I do have to ask him about some other affairs. I'll ask when I give him the finger.
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A couple of Inuits were making a long passage in their umiak when a storm blew up. They were starting to get cold, so they decided to risk building a fire. Unfortunately, it burned through the hull, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A couple of Inuits were making a long passage in their umiak when a storm blew up. They were starting to get cold, so they decided to risk building a fire. Unfortunately, it burned through the hull, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Proud2baLaker
Master of Science
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I feel like whats really missing from this thread after every pun is this:
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I feel like whats really missing from this thread after every pun is this:
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Beer Pong Horn
soldier of fortune
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The B-flat and the F were constantly fighting, but with the help of D, they were able to reach a chord.
The B-flat and the F were constantly fighting, but with the help of D, they were able to reach a chord.
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I went to the Greek tailor the other day.
"Euripedes?" he asked, pointing toward the torn pants in my hand.
"Yup. Eumenides?" I asked him as I placed them on the counter.
I needed them fixed because I like to take a second pair of pants to the golf course, in case I get a hole in one.
I went to the Greek tailor the other day.
"Euripedes?" he asked, pointing toward the torn pants in my hand.
"Yup. Eumenides?" I asked him as I placed them on the counter.
I needed them fixed because I like to take a second pair of pants to the golf course, in case I get a hole in one.
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When Tim Tebow asks a question, is it a Christian Ponder?
When Tim Tebow asks a question, is it a Christian Ponder?
DaveStPaul
New member
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A 3-legged dog walks in to a bar. He says to the tender, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
A 3-legged dog walks in to a bar. He says to the tender, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
FlagDUDE08
Banned
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Aren't these puns really egg-citing...
Aren't these puns really egg-citing...
NEWI Badger Fan
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Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
Q: How can you tell when a bucket gets sick?
A: It becomes a little pale.
Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.
Q: How can you tell when a bucket gets sick?
A: It becomes a little pale.
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There was a shy boy in high school that had lost an eye in a farm accident. The doctors gave him a wood eye but it just didn't appear natural. He was very self-conscious of his fake eye. He was especially depressed about the up coming school dance since he didn't have a date. A week before the dance a new girl enrolled in school. She too was shy, as she had a terrible harelip. A freind of the boy encouraged him to ask the girl to go to the dance with him. "She doesn't have any friends, she would be thankful if you asked her" , "But she won't go with me, I have a wooden eye". That went on for a day or two then eventually his freinds convinced him to ask the girl to the dance. "Hi, I'm Bill. Do you have a date for the dance?" The girl, delighted someone finally approached her, smiled and said,"No, no one has asked me yet". "well, would you like to go with me?" Excitedly she said, "OH!! Wouldn't I!!" "Oh yeah! Well you have a Harelip!!"
Mickey Mouse was meeting with the marriage counselor.
The counselor: "Mickey, I've thoroughly examined Minney. I can tell you without a doubt that she is not in the least bit crazy"
Mickey Mouse: "Crazy?? I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was effing Goofy"
There was a shy boy in high school that had lost an eye in a farm accident. The doctors gave him a wood eye but it just didn't appear natural. He was very self-conscious of his fake eye. He was especially depressed about the up coming school dance since he didn't have a date. A week before the dance a new girl enrolled in school. She too was shy, as she had a terrible harelip. A freind of the boy encouraged him to ask the girl to go to the dance with him. "She doesn't have any friends, she would be thankful if you asked her" , "But she won't go with me, I have a wooden eye". That went on for a day or two then eventually his freinds convinced him to ask the girl to the dance. "Hi, I'm Bill. Do you have a date for the dance?" The girl, delighted someone finally approached her, smiled and said,"No, no one has asked me yet". "well, would you like to go with me?" Excitedly she said, "OH!! Wouldn't I!!" "Oh yeah! Well you have a Harelip!!"
Mickey Mouse was meeting with the marriage counselor.
The counselor: "Mickey, I've thoroughly examined Minney. I can tell you without a doubt that she is not in the least bit crazy"
Mickey Mouse: "Crazy?? I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was effing Goofy"
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This is a good one to draw out a bit longer....Mickey is cranky, his psychologist friend is concerned, he listens to Mickey complain bitterly about what sounds like Minnie's erratic behavior, and so the psychologist goes to see Minnie and finds her in a great mood, humming and smiling as she goes about her daily tasks.....the rest is as you put it.
This is a good one to draw out a bit longer....Mickey is cranky, his psychologist friend is concerned, he listens to Mickey complain bitterly about what sounds like Minnie's erratic behavior, and so the psychologist goes to see Minnie and finds her in a great mood, humming and smiling as she goes about her daily tasks.....the rest is as you put it.
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