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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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Helium and hydrogen walked into a bar. The bartender said "Hey, we don't serve noble gases here". Helium didn't react.
 
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
 
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Also:

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve sodas and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Also:

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve sodas and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."
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Not a pun!
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
Also:

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve sodas and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."
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If he's in a bar, why is he drinking soda?
 
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I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
 
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I seemed to have lost my Rolex watch. I wanted to go look for it but couldn't find the time.
 
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Dan Klock goes onto Wink's game show.

Wink: It seems like Dan is getting a little "ticked off", so why don't we wind this up, because we're ready to play Tick Tock Dough!
 
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FlagDUDE08 said:
Dan Klock goes onto Wink's game show.

Wink: It seems like Dan is getting a little "ticked off", so why don't we wind this up, because we're ready to play Tick Tock Dough!
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When Dan takes a shower, is Klock getting cleaned?
 
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