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Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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FlagDUDE08 said:
I used to work in Toledo, in a department store... I used to work in Toledo, I did but I don't anymore. A lady came in for some candy, we sold that in the store. Kisses she wanted? Kiss her I did! That's why I'm not there anymore.
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I read this in Nipsey Russell's voice.
 
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Does anyone remember how this one goes? I know there are five, and naturally I can only remember the fifth one...

For a woman, what are the five best professions your date could have?

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5. Banker, because they pay a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
 
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jericho said:
What did the baby plant say when he cam home from math class?

Gee, I'm a Tree. (read it slowly.)
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Wow, a real blast from the past. My sophomore year geometry teacher actually put that on a test for extra credit (though he phrased it as "what did the sapling say?")

Most of the class thought he was nuts, and when they heard I got it right, they thought I was crazy too! :p
 
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goldy_331 said:
Again, bad joke/=terrible pun. :p
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Must respectfully disagree this time. If you purchase a Certificate of Deposit from a bank, the fine print always says "substantial penalty for early withdrawal" and since a pun is a "play on words" this definitely DOES qualify as a pun in the spirit of the thread title.
 
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass".
 
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