I'll give you Navy, and possibly the listed B10 schools (assuming PSU goes ahead.)
Why do you keep insisting on UW-Superior? They seem to be okay with themselves in D-III. If any Wisconsin schools would consider it, I'd guess the existing D-I schools: Marquette or UW-Milwaukee.
MSU-Moorhead might make the jump IF the NCAA lets a D-II school play up (currently disallowed except for grandfathered schools) and also IF they can make the financial commitment. In terms of state funds, Bemidji did, and Mankato before, and St. Cloud before that, so it's not out of the question.
As for the others... you're funny.