When you say "quarterback" , do you mean "queer"? I remember playing smear the queer, and it rhymes
Sorry, that cracked me up.For the morans in the group,
Didn't do that with busses, but I remember after school we would get a ski rope and pull people on skis/sleds/car hoods around behind the 4-wheelers and snowmobiles. Got my buddy up to 95 on skis once behind the snowmobile, through a cornfield. He said he was scared to let go, so just held on while the stalks destroyed his lower legs, he had a bunch of welts and cuts on his shins. The best was car hoods though, we called that "ultimate sledding", we start at the top of a hill, with the hood tied behind the 4-wheeler. We'd head down the hill, once the hood (with people on it) started going faster than the 4-wheeler, we'd turn the 4-wheeler quickly and got it pointed uphill. The 4-wheeler would become a pivot point as the hood whipped around in circles fast enough that you physically couldn't hold on anymore, then the people would fly off and usually roll through the snow for 30 feet. We ended up very bruised from this.You're quick. It was the parantheses that gave it away, huh?
And who didn't "bungee" the busses? For the morans in the group, you grabbed ahold of the back bumper of the bus, and "skiied" as long as you could when the bus drove off. Oh, man, that was fun.
Sorry, that cracked me up.
Yeah, stop being a PC ***** Brent.When you say "quarterback" , do you mean "queer"? I remember playing smear the queer, and it rhymes
It was done on purpose:
That one, too, right?busses
I honestly hope at least 10 people lose their jobs for this. Stupidest thing I've heard in a while.
Not sure this is really a "nice planet", but there's a <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/111660609.html">freeway standoff</a> in Milwaukee. Started as a disabled vehicle call, then they realized the car was stolen. Going on the sixth hour of the driver and passenger refusing to get out of the car. The downtown interchange has been closed since 4 am.
Whatever they did, I hope it was worse than the charges they should face for hogging all the police resources they've had on this. What do they think is going to happen if they don't get out of the car? The police will just go away? Someone will come help them? They're not going anywhere - they're surrounded by police. They have a bomb squad there, for pete's sake. Somebody needs to watch Chris Rock's video about how not to get your *** kicked by the police, because I'm pretty sure threatening them with weapons and refusing to get out of the car is a no-no.
I am going to be very disappointed if this isn't a blockbuster story after all the time I have invested reading about it this morning.
edit: it's over. they finally used tear gas. one tried to run, but both resisted arrest. so apparently not a hostage situation. can't wait to hear the story on this.
Its not often I'd say this in this thread, but I'm not really mad about this one. Props to the guy for cutting the balls off the dirty old man that was banging his teenage daughter.Wow, to go to a guy's house and do this really (yup, I'm gonna say it) takes balls.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-teenage-daughters-57-year-old-boyfriend.html
i'm not advocating this at all, but i'll just throw this out there:
If there are any crazy people who are planning on <strike>assassinating</strike> brutally slaughtering the cast of jersey shore, all you need is a little bit of access to the cable system and a hacksaw, and i think you'd be able to get away with this one.