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Nice Planet 18: Welcome To Our Planet. Sorry It's So Messed Up.

I haven't seen an inflatable light up Jesus yet. I think that might just end the last shred of hope for humanity I have.
 
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Handyman said:
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I'm totes OK with Inflatable Baby Jesus. In fact that seems like the best kind of Baby Jesus. Cheery.

But if your adult Jesus blows up like the Easter Bunny, you are clearly a Satanist.

I'm not down with Inflatable Virgin Mary either.
 
There are some...they just are more for Easter than Christmas. (he was an adult at Easter)
 
Kepler said:
Missy pretty much summed up Mary on this season's Big Mouth Christmas Exploitation Special.

Credit the girl. They bought it.
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The whole "immaculate" crap started due to a deliberate mistranslation. "Virgin" in the original Greek meant "young," not "never knowing a man's touch."
 
MissThundercat said:
The whole "immaculate" crap started due to a deliberate mistranslation. "Virgin" in the original Greek meant "young," not "never knowing a man's touch."
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Huh, I did not know that.

The old usage "maid" comes to mind. It was used interchangeably for either but did not imply both. One could be an old maid -- an untouched woman past her prime, i.e. 17 -- or a lusty maid -- jail bait if they had jail for that which they didn't because it's the 13th century why would you?
 
It doesn't matter the whole thing was ripped off from the Egyptians/Romans/Greeks anyways as was the December 24th birthday.
 
We really do need to get Christ back in Christmas. Not the department store christ—the real Christ who was born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, and was crucified dead and buried. Our forebears rescued both equinoxes from the pagans for THAT Christ; it’s time we stepped up.​
 
Kepler said:
Is this like child porn 16 or child porn 8 year olds, Dude?
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This is like 3-month-old being raped and tortured dude. He’s worse than any kid on the sex offender unit I staff, not the least of which is because he has an (albeit addled) adult brain while watching that stuff. He sexually molested his younger sisters too when he was a teenager. He’s a piece of fucking garbage…and his father is running for a state senate seat in Arkansas. Should give Jim Bob the inside lane on the nomination.
 
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