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Had they dumped orange paint on a billionaire's yacht, I'd be happy with them.
Why would they want to punish people who are directly responsible...that might actually do some good and be applauded!
Of course the billionaire on the yacht would press charges and they would get in actual trouble, and not one of these wussies has the stones to actually face real punishment for their beliefs. They know they wont get in much trouble for these antics in the long run.