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NFL 2009 (or, in Super Bowl nomenclature, MMIX)

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This list amuses me greatly...

1 Steve Young 96.8
2 Peyton Manning 95.3
3 Kurt Warner 93.7
4 Tony Romo 93.8
5 Tom Brady 93.3
6 Philip Rivers 92.8
7 Joe Montana 92.3
8 Ben Roethlisberger 90.9
9 Drew Brees 90.6
10 Chad Pennington 90.1
11 Daunte Culpepper 88.5
12 Carson Palmer 88.0
13 Jeff Garcia 87.5
14 Dan Marino 86.4

Nowhere esle would Jeff Garcia, Chad Pennington, and Daunte Culpepper ever be ranked above Dan Marino
 
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WASHINGTON—Washington Redskins head coach Jim Zorn held a press conference Sunday to reassure fans that, despite an inability to effectively execute their offense, defense, or special teams, the Redskins were still somewhat comparable to a real football team. "It's been a tough season so far, and even though we are 2-4, we still have players, uniforms, Motorola headsets—all the components that technically constitute an NFL team, sort of," Zorn said while grimacing and making a "so-so" gesture with his hand. "Sure, I was stripped of play-calling responsibilities by team management, and I really don't have any clue who will play quarterback for us this Sunday, but I swear to you, in a weird, very convoluted way, we are in the NFL." Placing his hand over the microphone, Zorn then spoke briefly with an unidentified man near the stage, and announced that, for what it's worth, the organization owns the Internet domain name washingtonredskins.com through 2010.
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Jon said:
This list amuses me greatly...

1 Steve Young 96.8
2 Peyton Manning 95.3
3 Kurt Warner 93.7
4 Tony Romo 93.8
5 Tom Brady 93.3
6 Philip Rivers 92.8
7 Joe Montana 92.3
8 Ben Roethlisberger 90.9
9 Drew Brees 90.6
10 Chad Pennington 90.1
11 Daunte Culpepper 88.5
12 Carson Palmer 88.0
13 Jeff Garcia 87.5
14 Dan Marino 86.4

Nowhere esle would Jeff Garcia, Chad Pennington, and Daunte Culpepper ever be ranked above Dan Marino
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just goes to show the ill effects of snorting coke :p
 
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Zorn's gone. Period. Know what I want to see? I wanna see him totally * with the team. Run the standard wishbone. Run the oop-dee-oop. Don't use the forward pass. Use Run'n'Gun. Anything that goes against any standard NFL strategery of the day. Hell, run a quadruple reverse. Make a MOCKERY of the organization.

Anyone with any intelligence will know what he is doing. :D

I don't care there's a "consultant" calling the plays. Overrule him. You're the head coach. Bribe Campbell/Collins. It's not like they have anything to lose either. Make them call audibles.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Zorn's gone. Period. Know what I want to see? I wanna see him totally * with the team. Run the standard wishbone. Run the oop-dee-oop. Don't use the forward pass. Use Run'n'Gun. Anything that goes against any standard NFL strategery of the day. Hell, run a quadruple reverse. Make a MOCKERY of the organization.

Anyone with any intelligence will know what he is doing. :D

I don't care there's a "consultant" calling the plays. Overrule him. You're the head coach. Bribe Campbell/Collins. It's not like they have anything to lose either. Make them call audibles.
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I don't know, if they do that sort of stuff they may go a whole game without getting a touchdown. Oh wait.

Seriously, as long as Daniel Snyder lives I don't know how to have any hope. As long as he has that incompetent *** Cerrato as GM nothing will get better, but he'll never be fired becauses he's a kissass and Snyder loves his yesmen. It's ridiculous to hear people think Shanahan or some good coach will want anything to do with this team, especially considering they'll have Snyder second guess their every move.
 
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French Rage said:
I don't know, if they do that sort of stuff they may go a whole game without getting a touchdown. Oh wait.

Seriously, as long as Daniel Snyder lives I don't know how to have any hope. As long as he has that incompetent *** Cerrato as GM nothing will get better, but he'll never be fired becauses he's a kissass and Snyder loves his yesmen. It's ridiculous to hear people think Shanahan or some good coach will want anything to do with this team, especially considering they'll have Snyder second guess their every move.
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Lions and Raiders fans say, "Suck it up junior - welcome to the party."
 
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GreatLakerMohawk said:
Lions and Raiders fans say, "Suck it up junior - welcome to the party."
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Yes but they chose to live in Oakland and Detroit, they deserve to be miserable. :p

And for the Raiders at least Davis is old and considering his age he's likely to die soon. Not the case for Snyder, though if this keeps up and goes down the wrong street in DC, he could end up with a case of seventeen stabs wounds in the back.
 
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