Movies 2026: Shame and Money

[Kepler]

The awesomely shitty movies I will always watch when they're on:

-Twister

"Cow."

"'Nother cow."

"Same one, I think."

 

[Kepler]

Lotta y’all feel road house is shitty, but mookie has seen that easily over 10,000x
Honestly, even the remake has grown on mookie.
Mookie found a Road House 2 stupid story, but…. Only have watched that once.

Weekend at Bernie’s is watched all the time.
Hangover 1 & 2 . Hangover 3 mookie will turn off as soon at the giraffe scene ends. Rest of that movie is horribly shitty.

Is twister really shitty?? Maybe. Mookie watches that quite often.
Cocaine bear is NOT shitty

Never seen Constantine

Road House is a fantastic shitty movie. The award for SMs should be a statue of Dalton doing Tai Chi, or Ben Gazzara driving. Or the bear. I have only seen it about 200x.

Let me add to the chorus that Eurotrip is not, in fact, a shitty movie. It's a stupid movie, but it is a perfect execution of a stupid genre, so that is the opposite of shitty.

Good call on Ski School, rufus. Like PCU, a highly enjoyable shitty movie.

 

[Kepler]

Spectre (1977)

Devil worship with Robert Culp, Gig Young, and William Hurt. Written by Gene Roddenberry. I... liked it. It's very weird and very 70s.

 

[SonofSouthie]

The Asphalt Jungle is on TCM at 6 tonight. No one could have played Doll Conovan like Jean Hagen did. I've always enjoyed Sterling Hayden's work, and he's in Crime Wave on Noir Alley tonight at midnight, repeated at 10am tomorrow morning.

 

[mookie1995]

Eurotrip is not shitty. A tour de force in low-key, so effortless that you don't even see him "ACTING!!!!!" performance by Jacob Pitts.

"You made out with your sister, man!!!"

My shitty movie is Ski School. Not Ski Patrol, or Ski School 2, which is indeed by every definition, shitty, but Ski School. With a so hammy it's brilliant performance from Stuart Fratkin.

"Alright, who's smoking?"

now Hott Dog The Movie is one where not only does mookie stream that endlessly, but mookie also own that dvd
Making the Grade is also in the dvd collection of mookie great cast

 

[Kepler]

The Asphalt Jungle is on TCM at 6 tonight. No one could have played Doll Conovan like Jean Hagen did. I've always enjoyed Sterling Hayden's work, and he's in Crime Wave on Noir Alley tonight at midnight, repeated at 10am tomorrow morning.

Sterling Hayden is remarkable. His greatest performance for my money, other than Strangelove of course, is The Killing.

Fun fact: he ran away to sea as a kid.

Jean Hagen is the real star of Singin' in the Rain.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I have DVDs for Hot Dog and Aspen Extreme. Almost time for those to come out for their once-a-year watch.

"Vhere are you two from?!"

"Mount Brighton! You got anything harder than this?"

(in thick Swiss accent) "Yes...yes, vee do."

And Teri Polo was (still is?) a babe, which I rarely say about blondes.

 

[rufus]

I love Aspen Extreme. But I've liked Paul Gross ever since Due South.

And Peter Berg is not a good actor, so I see why he switched to directing, but I always liked him.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

"Cow."

"'Nother cow."

"Same one, I think."

"She didn't marry your penis!...Okay, she didn't marry only your penis."

 

[Russell Jaslow]

And Teri Polo was (still is?) a babe, which I rarely say about blondes.

I just looked her up. Still is.

 

[Slap Shot]

Twister is the first movie my wife and I ever saw together in a theater. This was in Bahrain. The first movie we saw together in Bangkok was Spy Hard. The first movie we saw together in the U.S. was Jingle All The Way.

I stand by those choices.

 

[Kepler]

TIL I have been mixing up Shelly Duvall and Talia Shire my whole life.

Turns out Talia is the nepo one and Shelly is the dead one. They look, sound, and act identically whiney to me.

I could not even tell you which one is in The Shining.

 

[MissThundercat]

Repo: The Genetic Opera

For as much as my circle loves this movie, I've never seen it.