Re: Movie Thread: Grab Some Popcorn, Enjoy The Show
io9 did an economic analysis of how much it would have cost to produce the Death Star. They concluded it would probably have been enough to bankrupt the galactic empire.
Palpatine: [on the phone with Darth Vader] Vader! How's my favorite Sith?... Whoa whoa whoa... whoa, whoa. Just - slow down. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? ****! Oh, ****! ****! ****!... Who's "they"?... What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
[sighs]
Palpatine: OK, OK, so who's left?... Are you ****ting me?... Well, where are you?... Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?... Oh, you must smell like... feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon... Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!... Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit?
[phone beeps, he sighs]
Palpatine: Hang on, I've got another call.
[switches line]
Palpatine: WHAT? I'm very busy right now!... Oh! Oh, well - well, where are they going?... Oh, all right, uh... just get me a turkey club... Um, coleslaw, I guess. I'm not even gonna eat it... Well, what are you getting?... See, I always order the wrong thing. No, no, I'll just stick with that. OK, bye - what?... Oh, uh, Cherry Coke. Thanks.
[switches line]
Palpatine: Sorry about that.
[sighs]
Palpatine: What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real ****ing original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic *** back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny ***** you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!...
[covers receiver]
Palpatine: Oh, jeez, he's crying!
[giggles, then into phone]
Palpatine: Hey, hey, hey, hey. C'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just - just. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death Star blown up by a bunch of ****in' teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap.
[makes "jack-off" motion]
Palpatine: Oh, uh - just get back here. OK. OK. Bye. I... um... I...
Palpatine: [whispers into phone] I love you, too.