Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

[Kepler]

No, he's on the other side that did not collapse. But that dip there... yikes.

I'm missing it, I see nothing in that video but the fire.

 

[Swansong]

I'm missing it, I see nothing in that video but the fire.

Watch it - slow build up but when he passes the fire, the road sags a good deal. Check at about 34 seconds in

 

[Kepler]

Watch it - slow build up but when he passes the fire, the road sags a good deal. Check at about 34 seconds in

Hmm. I see that the wall is sagging a little bit.

 

[Swansong]

It goes by quick but there's a solid foot-deep sag in the bridge right where the fire is.

 

[ticapnews]

But remember, fire doesn't melt steel!

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[dxmnkd316]

It goes by quick but there's a solid foot-deep sag in the bridge right where the fire is.

If I saw a bridge sagging half that amount, I'd throw on my hazards starting waving out the window and reverse it. Good f^ck these idiots are lucky.

 

[French Rage]

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And the coaching staff of the Seattle Seahawks.

 

[Kepler]

And the coaching staff of the Seattle Seahawks.

Pete's just asking questions.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

So that missing titanic sub…yikes.

either they have instantaneous death or will suffocate. Nightmare fuel

 

[French Rage]

So that missing titanic sub…yikes.

either they have instantaneous death or will suffocate. Nightmare fuel

You would never get me on one of those to begin with; adding Titanic to it seems like extra bad luck.

 

[Kepler]

So that missing titanic sub…yikes.

either they have instantaneous death or will suffocate. Nightmare fuel

The bad news is that along with the 3 billionaires there is the pilot and an scientist explorer.

 

[Jimjamesak]

The bad news is that along with the 3 billionaires there is the pilot and an scientist explorer.

Isn’t the pilot the owner of it? The owner too cheap to install an emergency beacon?

 

[Bronco]

Isn’t the pilot the owner of it? The owner too cheap to install an emergency beacon?

I'm sure they thought that it was unsinkable.

 

[ticapnews]

The bad news is that along with the 3 billionaires there is the pilot and an scientist explorer.

So...a few hundred scientists could solve poverty and end world hunger?

 

[Kepler]

So...a few hundred scientists could solve poverty and end world hunger?

I see what you did there. But unfortunately we have to take out their kids, too. cf. Succession.

 

[LynahFan]

We're going to need a bigger sub....

 

[Kepler]

This sub is on fire today.

 

[Jimjamesak]

This sub is on fire today.

I got $5 it was an orca…

 

[ticapnews]

I see what you did there. But unfortunately we have to take out their kids, too. cf. Succession.

I don't see the problem...

 

[ticapnews]

I got $5 it was an orca…

We know orcas are a serious threat to the rich because the corporate p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ media have started the anti-orca campaign.

https://jezebel.com/atlantic-writer-calls-orcas-sadistic-jerks-says-we-sho-1850551145

I for one welcome our orca overlords. #TeamOrca