Headline News Thread II: Meanwhile...

[Kepler]

Bentleys and Audis too :-D

Too bad the owners aren't with them.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Too bad the owners aren't with them.

Pimps and soccer moms in shambles.

 

[Kepler]

Pimps

In my day, a self-respecting pimp drove a Caddy.

 

[Jimjamesak]

In my day, a self-respecting pimp drove a Caddy.

The internet changed a lot, pimping including...

 

[dxmnkd316]

RIP backpage

 

[Kepler]

This headline writer deserves an award.

 

[Slap Shot]

This headline writer deserves an award.

I wonder who offered to hold his beer.

Troopers said the man was operating the 2021 street sweeper in the parking lot of the Publix in the 900 block of West Brandon Boulevard. While cleaning the lot, troopers said the man left the lot and entered the eastbound lanes of Brandon Boulevard.

When the man made a U-turn to return to the parking lot, troopers said he entered the path of a 2016 Chevy Corvette that was traveling eastbound in the center lane of Brandon Boulevard.

The Corvette crashed into the side of the street sweeper and upon impact, the driver of the street sweeper was ejected and thrown into the path of the street sweeper, which continued forward and hit him.

 

[SonofSouthie]

https://dankennedy.net/2022/03/04/t...s-a-growing-and-profitable-news-organization/

 

[psych]

Johnny Depp wins his defamation trial against Amber Heard and is awarded $15 million. Amber Heard awarded $2 million against Depp‘s UK attorney, but nothing against Depp. CourtTV’s anchors and guests rejoice.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

House judiciary gop twitter tweets out victory pic for Johnny.

im sure they’re loving the precedent of abusers silencing their victims by suing for defamation.

note- I think both these people are trash, I’m more referring to abuse victims who aren’t famous and poop in each other’s stuff

 

[Kepler]

Today's Mad Libs headline:

Dua Lipa has been granted Albanian citizenship

 

[Slap Shot]

Today's Mad Libs headline:

I guess that's a real person and not an anatomical descriptor.

 

[Kepler]

Local man...

 

[Kepler]

Headline of the day.

 

[Slap Shot]

DOJ reaches tentative $144.5 million settlement with victims of Sutherland Springs church mass shooting

 

[Kepler]

This is the best headline I have read in a while.

 

[psych]

This is the best headline I have read in a while.

Ghetto Supastar, that is what you are…

Foretelling is the corresponding music video of Pras hiding inside a white politician’s body to change America as the first Black President.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

This is the best headline I have read in a while.

That's...wow. I mean, it is the Daily Fail, but still...

 

[Kepler]

I'll need more information before deciding.

 

[LynahFan]

I'll need more information before deciding.

I dunno. I think until the prosecutor presents airtight evidence that people’s, excuse me - BLACK people’s, heads don’t spontaneously just fly off from their bodies, reasonable doubt will remain.