Re: Got Snow?
Let the Christmas 2009 Blizzard Drinking Tourney commence.
Schedule:
Wednesday night, 10pm: Plante26 vs. The Bottle
Plante26 would normally be favored in this classic rivalry, but a head cold and a 11 OT game last night may take it's toll. The Bottle will skate a potent line led by career scoring leader Summit, with Bushmills and Tanqueray No. 10 skating on the wings. Between the pipes, Plante26's liver has been a stalwart, but is also suspect due to a shellacking last night/this morning. Jagermeister, the league's career shutout leader, is a wall between the pipes and may be called upon early and often to shut down Plante26's aggressive offense.
Thursday morning, 7:30am: Hangover vs. The Family
This could be the most interesting matchup of the tourney. Hangover, which has a history of letdowns vs. The Family, comes into this game sporting an undefeated record vs. Saturday Mornings. The Family has one of the most physical bluelines in the league, led by tMother-In-Law (45,018 career PIM) and Drunk Conspiracy Theorist Uncle (coming off a 3 month stint in rehab). Look for this to be a chippy game that could get out of control if the referee (Mrs. Plante26's) doesn't keep both teams in check.
Friday afternoon, 2pm: Snowblower vs. Road Plows
This is a game that always ends in a tie. Ariens 10hp, in its sophomore season, will be suiting up for the first time this season. Shovel, playing on a wing with 10 hp Ariens, will be looked to in a minor cleanup role after being the go-to guy going back to October. Meanwhile, The Road Plows head into this tourney much like the Gophers--riding on reputation alone. Coached by Joe M. Unionhack, this team is usually lazy and undisciplined with poor work ethic. With a history of coming through at the last--and worst--possible second, look for the Road Plows to stymie the Snowblower late in the game.
Friday evening, 6pm: The Cousins vs. Random County Bar
This is a tilt that has all of the classic signs of a blowout. The Cousins have won this tourney the last 8 eight in a row, including the Barroom Brawl Game in '04 and the T*t-Grabbing Game of '08. Random County Bar will be rolling two lines: Cletus, Joe Bob and Earl on the top line rotating with Dean-O, Tiny and Binger. Between the pipes for the Random County Bar will be career alcoholic and local crank dealer Easy Edna. The referee/bartender in this matchup is typically competely unaware of the sh*tstorm this game will bring down on the arena. In the last eight meetings, there have been a total of four fighting majors, 16 game disqualifications and two dozen children that have resulted from the annual debauchery. Could this be the year that someone from The Cousins gets a DUI? Stay tuned.....