Kepler
Cornell Big Red
My wife’s Catholic, so…
Most of their parents are dead or in prison from their own drug use, so with grandma struggling with COPD and incapable of keeping little Johnny from going out at night and overdosing on fentanyl, they end up at my hospital. That, or they’re wards of the state and have been in and out of hospitals like mine for years, so they’re institutionalized.
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
TBH I'm surprised all these kids didn't show up at my brother's house. They all match his GF's grandkids' profile.