Y'all jelly you don't get the adorbs chat nowadays. Sure, it seems like they be just gettin' turnt but it's amazeballs how language has evolved!
Now shoot me, please.
You needed to work "man'splain", "BFF", "YOLO", and "pwned" in there somewhere.![]()
YOLO is "carpe diem" for completely worthless people who I have no time to even be snarky with. If they sat in a certain type of chair, I couldn't flip the switch fast enough.
THis guy sounds like he is a stereotypical nasty cheerleader type in a bad movie about some high school. People like that are worth a beer or 2 when you go out to a bar and say "you'll never believe what the boss did...."Over hearing the boss that dislikes me* talk to his co-worker quietly saying "wait, wait, we'll talk about him when he's gone."
So glad to be gone from this project. Even if my company doesn't quite have a landing spot for me (which makes me nervous).
*He claims that he likes me and I'm a good person, but he's got an awful backhanded complimentary way of showing it.
THis guy sounds like he is a stereotypical nasty cheerleader type in a bad movie about some high school. People like that are worth a beer or 2 when you go out to a bar and say "you'll never believe what the boss did...."
YOLO is "carpe diem" for completely worthless people who I have no time to even be snarky with. If they sat in a certain type of chair, I couldn't flip the switch fast enough.
YOLO!yolo is "carpe diem" for completely worthless people who i have no time to even be snarky with. If they sat in a certain type of chair, i couldn't flip the switch fast enough.
My manager just instituted a daily IM chat that we're to keep open for the whole day as our team isn't all located close together. While it has potential, I'm expecting it to largely be just a orange flashing thing on my toolbar and a general pain in my ***. We've been out of that meeting where she announced it for five minutes now, and already some of the most inane things have been said. Add to that, a couple of my team members seem to have the writing and verbal skills of a low functioning eighth grader. "I was going to. I seen that someone marked them as read!" Kill me now.
My manager just instituted a daily IM chat that we're to keep open for the whole day as our team isn't all located close together. While it has potential, I'm expecting it to largely be just a orange flashing thing on my toolbar and a general pain in my ***. We've been out of that meeting where she announced it for five minutes now, and already some of the most inane things have been said. Add to that, a couple of my team members seem to have the writing and verbal skills of a low functioning eighth grader. "I was going to. I seen that someone marked them as read!" Kill me now.
What kind of moron manager thinks that is NOT a huge, pointless, time suck? Workday chit-chat about nothing IN the office is bad enough, but now you have to do it in IM, too? If you need something from someone - IM them. What on earth do you need from the entire team, all day long?
You needed to work "man'splain", "BFF", "YOLO", and "pwned" in there somewhere.![]()
"pwn3d" is so 2006. The kiddies are saying "rekt" now.