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Elections 2012:What unites us is greater than what divides us

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mookie1995 said:
Hearts and minds.... Hearts & minds.
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"A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for a petty distinction; you must speak to the soul in order to electrify him." -- Napoleon, Letters

"I have not come to you except for the purpose of restoring your rights from the hands of your oppressors." Napoleon, Formal Address to the People after Invasion of Egypt, 1798
 
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Kepler said:
"A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for a petty distinction; you must speak to the soul in order to electrify him." -- Napoleon, Letters

"I have not come to you except for the purpose of restoring your rights from the hands of your oppressors." Napoleon, Formal Address to the People after Invasion of Egypt, 1798
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Or promise him 99 virgins :)
 
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So what office is Paul running for against Jesus? And what spot does Mary have on the ticket?
 
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mookie1995 said:
Or promise him 99 virgins :)
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yeah, but the promise never specifies how old they are! ;)

"Hello, welcome to the convent housing the retired Sisters of the Poor..." though since it was not an uncommon practice for unwed mothers to give up a child for adoption and then join the Sisterhood to spend a lifetime of atonement in prayer....hmm....
 
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goldy_331 said:
So what office is Paul running for against Jesus? And what spot does Mary have on the ticket?
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I think Paul and Jesus (pronounced "Hey Zeus!") are in a congressional election in El Paso, and Mary is running for lieutenant governor or something like that.... :p
 
FreshFish said:
I think Paul and Jesus (pronounced "Hey Zeus!") are in a congressional election in El Paso, and Mary is running for lieutenant governor or something like that.... :p
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How come all the pictures I see of Jesus are of a white guy.... But if I see pix of people from there now they are brown?
 
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mookie1995 said:
How come all the pictures I see of Jesus are of a white guy.... But if I see pix of people from there now they are brown?
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"In 1978, God changed his mind about black people..." ("The Book of Mormon" [broadway musical])
 
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mookie1995 said:
How come all the pictures I see of Jesus are of a white guy.... But if I see pix of people from there now they are brown?
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Because the historical Jesus probably looked like this guy:

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and that doesn't fill the collection plate.
 
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3D renderings of the Shroud of Turin show a Semitic looking man.
 
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mookie1995 said:
To Austria it did.
To those in the Sudetenland it did.
France built their "line" before that.
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That explains the huge boon to the US economy. We were supplying parts to the Maginot Line, right? Oh wait, they started building it in 1930, so that can't be it..
 
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joecct said:
Recent discussions have put that ascertain in doubt. It may be older. I'd like to believe it's circa 30 AD
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I'd like to believe in unicorns.
 
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