Dump Term 2, 1.01: Sleep Now in the Fire

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

ProPublica (@propublica.org)

NEW: NOAA scientists are cleaning office bathrooms and reconsidering critical experiments after the Commerce Department failed to renew contracts for hazardous waste disposal, janitorial services, IT and building maintenance. By @lisalsong.bsky.social https://propub.li/43JH2oW

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[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

WIRED (@wired.com)

SCOOP: The Social Security Administration (SSA) will be shifting its public communication exclusively to X, sources tell WIRED. This comes as agency plans to cut its regional office workforce by roughly 90 percent...

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[ScoobyDoo]

I see. Is X part of the Federal Government now?

 

[Handyman]

https://www.reddit.com/r/USCIS/s/yqc3paQ3KR

DOGE has broken DHS.

Nicole Micheroni (@nicolemicheroni.bsky.social)

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

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[ScoobyDoo]

I'm shocked. Flabbergasted.

 

[Handyman]

So sad...

 

[Slap Shot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/USCIS/s/yqc3paQ3KR

DOGE has broken DHS.

Nicole Micheroni (@nicolemicheroni.bsky.social)

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

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Why would DHS need to "parole" someone BORN in the U.S. into the country?

 

[LynahFan]

Once again, Trump is about to claim the biggest, most beautifulest, victory by…..going back to the status quo ante.

Trump floats plan for undocumented farm and hotel workers to work legally in the U.S.

The president's comments suggested a vague plan that would allow the government to bring back "great" people who are "working hard" and who "go out ... in a nice way."

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[FadeToBlack&Gold]

WHAT!? I was told that real, God-fearing Americans would line up to take back those salt-of-the-earth manual labor jobs that were stolen from them!

The Moron Majority got suckered again, imagine that.

 

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So sad...

Narcississim + megalomania + drug addiction is always a particularly ugly combo. Just look at how much nuttier Hitler got towards the end with his daily amphetamine/barbiturate/opiate drug cocktails that fueled truly unhinged and delusional behavior and decisions (to say nothing of the genocide and mass murder).

 

[Kepler]

My wife was fired 3 weeks ago. Last night I was fired.

DOGE guessed my whole family in 2 notes.

We are taking this as a sign to move back home to AZ.

 

[Slap Shot]

My wife was fired 3 weeks ago. Last night I was fired.

DOGE guessed my whole family in 2 notes.

We are taking this as a sign to move back home to AZ.

Shit Kep I don't know what is worse - getting fired or retiring to AZ.

But seriously sorry to hear about this even if it might turn into a blessing in disguise.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

My wife was fired 3 weeks ago. Last night I was fired.

DOGE guessed my whole family in 2 notes.

We are taking this as a sign to move back home to AZ.

Wow. Just wow. Well, if you do go the retirement route all the luck, and hell all the luck anyway.

 

[mookie1995]

My wife was fired 3 weeks ago. Last night I was fired.

DOGE guessed my whole family in 2 notes.

We are taking this as a sign to move back home to AZ.

sorry man

 

[mookie1995]

see Mrs Vince on tweeter said Cornell and Princeton are calling up asking who they need to screw to get their full funding back online

 

[aparch]

WHAT!? I was told that real, God-fearing Americans would line up to take back those salt-of-the-earth manual labor jobs that were stolen from them!

The Moron Majority got suckered again, imagine that.

But they totally voted for this to happen! They wanted to see the waste cut from the government.

 

[aparch]

My wife was fired 3 weeks ago. Last night I was fired.

DOGE guessed my whole family in 2 notes.

We are taking this as a sign to move back home to AZ.

I am so, so sorry for you being caught up in the find out when neither of you fucked around.

Fuck DOGE. Fuck Musk. And Fuck Trump. An none of them in the fun way either.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Oof, rough news man.

 

[Handyman]

WHAT!? I was told that real, God-fearing Americans would line up to take back those salt-of-the-earth manual labor jobs that were stolen from them!

The Moron Majority got suckered again, imagine that.

Well it isn't like the Moron Majority was going to do it...

See they need migrants to work on the farms the billionaires buy up after foreclosure.

 

[Handyman]

My wife was fired 3 weeks ago. Last night I was fired.

DOGE guessed my whole family in 2 notes.

We are taking this as a sign to move back home to AZ.

Phuck man sorry.