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Detroit Tigers 2010: Streaker is going to buy me some beer

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Report is that Zumaya broke the tip of his elbow. Obviously done for the year, but I don't know, given how bad it looked and the possibilities, maybe not the worst news?
 
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I swear to God, this guy has the weirdest injuries ever. How do you break the tip of your elbow?

I swear this guy just runs at too high of an RPM.
 
Re: Detroit Tigers 2010: Streaker is going to buy me some beer

I swear to God, this guy has the weirdest injuries ever. How do you break the tip of your elbow?

I swear this guy just runs at too high of an RPM.

Muscle imbalance, all that force generated from his triceps from throwing that hard, causing a small stress fracture in his olecomon process, basically, his funny bone to the layman if I'm reading the injury report right.
 
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What the hell. If we're going to get beat like this, make it a complete disaster, to the tune of 18-4 or so.
 
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Muscle imbalance, all that force generated from his triceps from throwing that hard, causing a small stress fracture in his olecomon process, basically, his funny bone to the layman if I'm reading the injury report right.

Ok, as a person who recently went through minor treatment for a compressed funny bone (or ulnar nerve to you medical folks).....that SUCKS. I can't imagine the pain.

Paraphrasing Zumaya: It felt like someone took a hammer to my elbow and broke it. :eek:
 
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Ok, as a person who recently went through minor treatment for a compressed funny bone (or ulnar nerve to you medical folks).....that SUCKS. I can't imagine the pain.

Paraphrasing Zumaya: It felt like someone took a hammer to my elbow and broke it. :eek:

Yeah, at least he's supposedly just fractured the bone, and didn't damage any of the soft tissue like the ligaments and tendons in his arm there. Most docs will tell you that its easier to fix bone than ligament or tendon. can usually just put a plate or two in and put it together like that. Zumaya can possiably still come back from this, its just going to involve a lot of rehab, and then also seeing if he can mentally get back to believing that he can still throw.

Either way, still means that the rest of the season is going to suck for Zoom Zoom.
 
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Casey Fien's cab got lost on the way to the ballpark. And Johnny Damon just got lost on the way to the ball in LF.
 
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Casey Fien's cab got lost on the way to the ballpark. And Johnny Damon just got lost on the way to the ball in LF.

I hope you are being sarcastic, because no player should get lost going the 6-7 blocks from the hotel to the field here. :eek:
 
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Nope

I hope Fu Te Ni gets put in a cab soon, and his gets lost somewhere between South Dakota and Guatemala. I don't want anything to happen to him, but I don't want him anywhere near Detroit.
 
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Nope

I hope Fu Te Ni gets put in a cab soon, and his gets lost somewhere between South Dakota and Guatemala. I don't want anything to happen to him, but I don't want him anywhere near Detroit.

Ahh at least it was from the airport.
 
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Fu Fu sent to Toledo

We don't know who is being called up, but it won't be Perry or Porcello. My guess is <strike>Robbie Weinhardt</strike> Danny Schlereth. I didn't realize that Weinhardt wasn't on the 40-man roster.
 
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Tigers are running out of arms. Can Inge pitch?

BTW- they only beat the Twins twice last season in Minnesota, and only won 35 road games. They'll have to win 60 at home this season for Blanks to hit his 90 wins- which will still not be enough for a wild card berth if either the Twins or Sox somehow win 90+ and win the division.
 
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Schlereth is indeed the one called up.

On alumni news, Kirk Gibson is the new manager of the D-Backs.
 
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Okay, I gotta second-guess Leyland here. 7-1, top 9. This is the perfect time to get Schlereth's feet wet in a low-stress situation. Instead he goes and gets another lefty in Phil Coke.
 
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7-1 final.
 
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And apparently Ryan Perry is returning for tonight's game.
 
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Attention Jeremy Bonderman:

Dear Numbnuts,

I'm going to type this slow, as I know you cannot read fast. The next time you want to complain to the umpire why the first pitch wasn't called a strike, please make sure that the next pitch is not hammered halfway to the Ren Cen.

Thank you

Very truly yours,
The management of the 2010 Detroit Tigers Season Thread
 
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