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Countdown to the End
- Thread starter RaceBoarder
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ExileOnDaytonStreet
Drunkard
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Countdown to the End
That's it! That happened to me--I don't remember, but I'm sure of it. Right in half. What a relief! No way it's been this short all my life.
Yikes!
"He says his ***** broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him."
Did she leap from the dresser and try to land it?
That's it! That happened to me--I don't remember, but I'm sure of it. Right in half. What a relief! No way it's been this short all my life.
ExileOnDaytonStreet
Drunkard
Re: Countdown to the End
No, but I would have immobile targets just waiting to be taken care of. Sledgehammer, gun, wood chipper, whatever.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Countdown to the End
I repeat, do NOT start decapitating zombies left and right!
I repeat, do NOT start decapitating zombies left and right!
Patman
Rodent of Unusual Size
You think you're going to get all of them? Still, it does show that to survive the hoarde and regroup, north is the way to go
FlagDUDE08
Banned
St. Clown
Liberal Rebel Scum, apparently
Re: Countdown to the End
I forgot to add, as it would reason, broken wang does happen more often when she's not a slender gal, not a spinner, one might say.
mookie1995
there's a good buck in that racket.
A catapult! Something beefy enough to toss a car the length of a football field. How much fun do you all think it would be be once the horde has been thinned out to catch a few of the stragglers and launch them a country mile? Sure as hell would be amusing.
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Re: Countdown to the End
Not sure how many people remember the television series Northern Exposure. There was an episode in which the character Chris Stevens (the radio disk jockey) built a catapult and had it hurl a piano through the air as a work of "performance art." That was pretty cool.
Not sure how many people remember the television series Northern Exposure. There was an episode in which the character Chris Stevens (the radio disk jockey) built a catapult and had it hurl a piano through the air as a work of "performance art." That was pretty cool.
Re: Countdown to the End
Run away....run away!!
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Run away....run away!!
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Patman
Rodent of Unusual Size
I'd inject a tracker first... Either to finish the job or to fire again... Might make for good tv at that point
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Countdown to the End
Fetchez la vache!
Run away....run away!!
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Fetchez la vache!
Re: Countdown to the End
Now go away or I will taunt you for a second time!
Fetchez la vache!
Now go away or I will taunt you for a second time!
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: Countdown to the End
This one is for your mother!
Now go away or I will taunt you for a second time!
This one is for your mother!
Re: Countdown to the End
I hope it's a "rolling wave" of civilizations ending. CNN/etc would be SO entertaining!
"Afghanistan was obliterated today by a severe bacon storm. Reports of people drowning in bacon grease were common..."
"The southern U.S. was done in by a maelstrom of Santorum and pornographic materials...."
I hope it's a "rolling wave" of civilizations ending. CNN/etc would be SO entertaining!
"Afghanistan was obliterated today by a severe bacon storm. Reports of people drowning in bacon grease were common..."
"The southern U.S. was done in by a maelstrom of Santorum and pornographic materials...."
G
Gurtholfin
Guest
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
Re: Countdown to the End
According to a guy that called into Barreiro it will be Nibiru (sp?), the 12th planet of our solar system (aka Planet X) that will either directly hit us, or pass close enough to screw up the poles. It's supposed to happen at 5 PM Central.