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Countdown to the End

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Zombie apocalypse in winter? I'm not worried about having to outrun a corpsicle.

On the other hand, this will be a fine way for the people of the south to suddenly change their minds about how they like their warm winters.
 
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state of hockey said:
If it is a zombie apocalypse, I am pulling a Bill Murray and dressing up like one. Zombies hate zombies.
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This.

Other than that, if it's North Korea bombing us or similar...Imma gonna sit on my patio with my baseball glove and a sixer, yelling "Mine! Got it!"
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Zombie apocalypse in winter? I'm not worried about having to outrun a corpsicle.

On the other hand, this will be a fine way for the people of the south to suddenly change their minds about how they like their warm winters.
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Yeah, I have always thought that would be a big flaw in the whole world ravaged by zombies flicks. non of them would be ever smart enough to put on a coat or boots. they would just stumble around most likely barefooted, or in poor winter shoes, and then their feet would freeze up and start breaking apart. Soon they would just end up crawling around on stumps. Then one could go out bashing zombies like they was clubbing baby seals.
 
bigmrg74 said:
Yeah, I have always thought that would be a big flaw in the whole world ravaged by zombies flicks. non of them would be ever smart enough to put on a coat or boots. they would just stumble around most likely barefooted, or in poor winter shoes, and then their feet would freeze up and start breaking apart. Soon they would just end up crawling around on stumps. Then one could go out bashing zombies like they was clubbing baby seals.
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Well there we go. The Inuit and polar bears are just fine after all.
 
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bigmrg74 said:
Yeah, I have always thought that would be a big flaw in the whole world ravaged by zombies flicks. non of them would be ever smart enough to put on a coat or boots. they would just stumble around most likely barefooted, or in poor winter shoes, and then their feet would freeze up and start breaking apart. Soon they would just end up crawling around on stumps. Then one could go out bashing zombies like they was clubbing baby seals.
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I don't think cold affects zombies. They're dead afterall.
 
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ExileOnDaytonStreet said:
Not following your logic here. What about the rest of the body that isn't already dry bones? I'm pretty sure you can freeze muscle tissue.
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Right, all of the skin, ligaments, tendons, fascia, and muscle tissue would freeze, and while they're stumbling around, they're likely to start breaking off the frozen parts.


But regardless, whatever you guys decided to do to celebrate the Upcoming End here, Don't Do THIS!!!! :eek::eek:
 
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bigmrg74 said:
But regardless, whatever you guys decided to do to celebrate the Upcoming End here, Don't Do THIS!!!! :eek::eek:
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Yikes! :eek:


"He says his ***** broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him."


Did she leap from the dresser and try to land it?
 
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Gurtholfin said:
Yikes! :eek:


"He says his ***** broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him."


Did she leap from the dresser and try to land it?
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Beats me, but I'm going to guess that she was on top at the time of the Broken Arrow happening.

Man, you wouldn't even want to shuffle along at a brisk pace after that for a while.
 
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Gurtholfin said:
Yikes! :eek:


"He says his ***** broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him."


Did she leap from the dresser and try to land it?
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My friend's brother is a urologist, and you'd be surprised how common broken wang is. If a couple's having an enthusiastic time with her on top, that's when it happens most.
 
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