@DennisDMZ Dennis Miller
Famous polar bear Knut was found dead this AM. Left a suicidenote saying he couldn't bear the shame now that GlobalWarming has fallen apart.
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I well remember "Running Bear," but what a surprise that it was written by the Big Bopper. He was a dj in Port Arthur, Texas.
Let's start taking bets. Who, among the following, goes first?
- Zsa Zsa
- Abe Vigoda
- Ozzy
- Joe Paterno
- Keith Richards
- Betty White
Let's start taking bets. Who, among the following, goes first?
- Zsa Zsa
- Abe Vigoda
- Ozzy
- Joe Paterno
- Keith Richards
- Betty White
I'll stick with what I said wayyyyy back when she broke her hip: Zombie Zsa Zsa. Can't change horses in the middle of a stream.
They may take her down a piece at a time, literally, but she has to die at some point.
JoePa and Betty White will live forever
JoePa dies within three months of retiring. Mark my words. It's just the way life works it seems.
There's a flaw. He ain't ever retiring.
JoePa dies within three months of retiring. Mark my words. It's just the way life works it seems.
Good Morning America just tweeted that Elizabeth Taylor died this morning of congestive heart failure.
Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor died Wednesday at the age of 79.
Her rep told FOX News she died in the early morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Taylor had been hospitalized for over a month at Cedars-Sinai, where she was being treated for symptoms of congestive heart failure.