Game 2: Wisconsin BADgers vs. Geno Needs To Coach the Hockey Team
Period 1: Before the game, Tony Granato and Mike Cavanaugh decide to leave the skill players on the bench and send out the goons. This is an odd coincidence, because all of Wisconsin's skill players had some Live Mouse Stew before the game. Some players couldn't wait for the outhouse, as there was vomit and poo everywhere. UConn also had the stew, but didn't get sick. In period one, Seamus Malone challenged the entire UConn bench to a fight. Malone was confused as to why no one was coming. The Huskies only had one player with over 30 PIM, and while Malone was wanting a fight, Kale Howarth found the puck and put it past Daniel Lebedeff's outstretched paw.
Period 2: The Commish forgot that UConn had one other player over 30 PIM. His name Mills? Mels? Oh yeah, MILES Gendron, and he decided to go after Tyler Inomato of Wisconsin. Wisconsin's other goons, Krista does not have their names, but it's understood that Mills got a beat down. Kale Howarth picked his teammate up and went back to the bench, then stuffed another puck into his pants. While all of Wisconsin's PIM leaders were distracted, he casually tossed the decoy puck into the Wisconsin net, and Marty allowed it. 2-0 UConn. Tony Granato is upset that Marty is doing nothing... and so decides to try and remove Marty from the ice. Marty urinated on Granato's leg. "Now I need a new suit," the Wisconsin coach proclaimed. Marty went around looking for more head scratches. All the UConn skill players happily obliged.
Period 3: Wisconsin's goons were outsmarted, and with nothing else to do, decided to challenge Gendron and Howarth to Red Rover. "Red Rover, Red Rover, let MILES come over!" Miles was clotheslined into the next week. Tyler Inomato of Wisconsin tried to do something with the puck, and Granato, fresh from being baptized by Marty, had to walk down the ice and show the goon what to do. Granato helped to distract Adam Huska, and Inomato cut the lead in half. With one minute remaining, Seamus Malone also had to be walked down the ice courtesy of his coach, but Howarth stole the puck and put it past Lebedeff to ice the game. That's how it would end, with Wisconsin heading to the regional final.
Your Commish has a lot of coursework to do, but will try her hardest to have Regional Final Results from Laurium and Mt. Washington up tomorrow.
) and missed the first period. The "Not That Tiger"s thought it was just extended warmups, and only managed to put 11 points on the board despite the empty net. The Fartans came limping back in the 2nd and the score was 20-17 MSU after two. At this point, Princetom pulled Ferland and inserted Quebec freshman phenom Jeremie Forget, who held Smoke Green, Snort White to just 4 points in the 3rd. Unfortunately, Sparty held the Tiggers to only 7 points of their own, and regulation ended in a 24-24 tie.