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Beanpot LXXIII: "Please, sir, I want some more"

Split-N

All Hail
Less than three weeks to puck drop with BC and Harvard in the early game while BU and Northeastern go at it in the late game. The Comm Ave. Axis likely the early favorites but you never know. Closest thing NU will have to a true home game for a while now that the wrecking ball has finally arrived at storied Matthews Arena.

Let the intellectual discussion begin.
 
Wait...what? Less than three weeks? That can't be right!! The new year JUST STARTED!!!! I hope we have OK weather.
 
I almost started this thread because I didn’t see it in recent threads and I thought “Is everything OK with Split-N??” And then I realized I actually posted in this. :)

Anyway, the fun starts tomorrow. Given how this thread was buried, it almost seems like the excitement is a not as there as it once was. I know I feel that way. I am not holding out much hope for BU.

Hey Split-N, can you post that fun story you post every year? It’s my fave and I want to share it.

Obligatory #GoBU
 
...the fun starts tomorrow. Given how this thread was buried, it almost seems like the excitement is a not as there as it once was. I know I feel that way. I am not holding out much hope for BU.

Hey Split-N, can you post that fun story you post every year? It’s my fave and I want to share it...
Ah, Scarlet. At the risk of consorting (but not cavorting) with the enemy, I'll post that in a separate post. Spirits are low at NU and BU, but I'm told the floggings will continue until morale improves. At least we have the late game.

BTW, I'm told that both Harvard fans will be there.
 
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An elderly alumnus from a Beanpot school is settling into his seat—one of the best in the TD Garden--for the Beanpot College Hockey Tournament. The seat next to him is empty. As he sits down, a young lady--a stranger--comes by and asks if the empty seat is taken. "No," he says, "the seat will be empty tonight." "This is incredible," replied the young lady. "Who in their right mind would buy a super-expensive seat like this for the Beanpot and not use it?"

The old alum says, "Well actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Beanpot we haven't been to together since we met as students back in the day."

"Oh, that’s so sad" says the young lady, obviously moved, “especially since it’s close to Valentine’s Day. But couldn't you find someone else--a relative or friend, or even a neighbor--to come here with you tonight?”

The old alum shakes his head and replies, "Nope, they're all at the wake."

And that, boys and girls, is why the Beanpot is special. (Even when the team records stink.)
 
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