118th Congress - Neutered Dog Attempts to Legislate

[aparch]

Really hoping seven R's in Biden districts throw the best curveball ever....

 

[bronconick]

Got to the "D" in the alphabet before Jordan lost enough Republicans on the first ballot. So we'll probably go to round 2 (or 17)

 

[Swansong]

I am hopeful that these incompetent morons will screw up and have enough "present" and "other" votes that Jeffries ends up winning.

Gym can't even count to potato, let alone enough votes to win.

 

[French Rage]

Got to the "D" in the alphabet before Jordan lost enough Republicans on the first ballot. So we'll probably go to round 2 (or 17)

Or more? https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1714330100089405522?s=20

 

[bronconick]

Or more? https://***********/Olivia_Beavers/status/1714330100089405522?s=20

That gets us to a 3rd or 4th ballot before Gym storms off to grope a staffer.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I am hopeful that these incompetent morons will screw up and have enough "present" and "other" votes that Jeffries ends up winning.

Gym can't even count to potato, let alone enough votes to win.

I went to volunteer at my 3 year old nephews preschool today.

more decorum in that absolute chaos

 

[jericho]

I went to volunteer at my 3 year old nephews preschool today.

more decorum in that absolute chaos

and slightly more maturity.

 

[bronconick]

Lost 19.

 

[French Rage]

Congrats to Hakeem Jeffries for his 12th plurality in 16 speaker elections this year!

 

[Handyman]

If he couldn't win the first vote I don't see how he wins any others. Though McCarthy was just talking to him and he seemed happy so maybe he is going to deliver the 7 who voted for him.

7 voting "Other" is not good for him.

 

[Handyman]

Lost 19.

20.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

I saw Nancy Mace was begging for Gym votes. What a moderate she is.

 

[bronconick]

This was the worst defeat for a Jordan since Game 7 of the 1990 Eastern Conference Finals.

 

[French Rage]

I saw Nancy Mace was begging for Gym votes. What a moderate she is.

Couldn't she point to all 0 of the bills he has ever sponsored that have become law?

 

[French Rage]

This was the worst defeat for a Jordan since Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals.

Biggest beatdown for Jordan since the Six Day War.

 

[Handyman]

I saw Nancy Mace was begging for Gym votes. What a moderate she is.

She is a fraud she proved that on 1/6.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

She is a fraud she proved that on 1/6.

She's like most if not all moderates in the GOP. They all have like 1 or 2 things they are moderate about but everything else they're just a psychotic as the rest of them.

 

[Jimjamesak]

How are Politico and the NYT going to frame this as bad for Biden and the Democrats this time?

 

[ScoobyDoo]

How are Politico and the NYT going to frame this as bad for Biden and the Democrats this time?

They'll find a way. Somehow it will be Joe Biden's fault they shutdown or something even though there's no Speaker.

 

[French Rage]

Jim must have been wearing some Trump merchandise, because a Jordan only loses like that when he wears the 45.