Handyman
Hug someone you care about...
You can tell he has never been to NoLa (or if he has it was French Quarter at best) because there are neighborhoods in NoLa that will treat the Guard even worse than Chicago will. 20 years on and some still havent been fixed post Katrina.Chicago and Nola would LOVE to give his Gestapo hell.
But to be fair half the NG will be drunk on Bourbon by the second day.