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Discussion to keep us from going bonkers during the Corona quarantine.
You've probably heard of a "free pass" list, where if by some cosmic miracle the opportunity ever arises for you to have an...intimate encounter with a celebrity, your SO agrees in advance to let you do it. Who is on your list? (Guys and girls both.) Let's keep it to 5.
1) Pauley Perrette. Played Abby the goth lab girl on NCIS. Has a real life degree in forensics to boot. I like me some goth girls - they have brains, confidence, and usually a wicked sense of humor, and they age amazingly to boot (Pauley was in her 40s when she played Abby.)
2) Victoria Coren-Mitchell. Writer, professional poker player. Hosts a stupidly difficult game show in England called Only Connect. Once shot an amateur porn film just to see if she could do better than the tripe that was on the market at that time and wrote a book about it.
3) Cassandra Peterson/Elvira. She's 68 years old. I don't care. Again, the goth thing.
4) Oprah. Yeah. Knew her **** enough to become arguably the most powerful person in the US entertainment industry, if not the US social scene as a whole.
5) Mariah Carey. The music video for "Honey" was my "oh, so THAT'S why I feel all funny" moment as a 13 year old. The cheese may have slid off her cracker since, but yeah.
You've probably heard of a "free pass" list, where if by some cosmic miracle the opportunity ever arises for you to have an...intimate encounter with a celebrity, your SO agrees in advance to let you do it. Who is on your list? (Guys and girls both.) Let's keep it to 5.
1) Pauley Perrette. Played Abby the goth lab girl on NCIS. Has a real life degree in forensics to boot. I like me some goth girls - they have brains, confidence, and usually a wicked sense of humor, and they age amazingly to boot (Pauley was in her 40s when she played Abby.)
2) Victoria Coren-Mitchell. Writer, professional poker player. Hosts a stupidly difficult game show in England called Only Connect. Once shot an amateur porn film just to see if she could do better than the tripe that was on the market at that time and wrote a book about it.
3) Cassandra Peterson/Elvira. She's 68 years old. I don't care. Again, the goth thing.
4) Oprah. Yeah. Knew her **** enough to become arguably the most powerful person in the US entertainment industry, if not the US social scene as a whole.
5) Mariah Carey. The music video for "Honey" was my "oh, so THAT'S why I feel all funny" moment as a 13 year old. The cheese may have slid off her cracker since, but yeah.
