World Soccer XXXI: Golden Generation?

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Just received an exciting new offer from FIFA to book the Trophy Lounge experience for the Final in New Jersey. There will be a party held off-site, then a champagne welcome to the stadium before kickoff. Free food off a special menu and entertainment before and after the game. And a chance to take a picture with the World Cup trophy! Or perhaps the FIFA Peace Prize...the invitation didn't specify.

Tickets are a steal at only $33,000 each but I can only book six, so first come, first served.

 

[Kepler]

Does Melania blow you for that?

 

[ticapnews]

Does Melania blow you for that?

$33K? Chump change. Melanie doesn't do anything for less than eight figures.

 

[Kepler]

A girl has to look after herself.

 

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Only 3700 tickets remain for France vs Paraguay today. Get in price is only two times the median monthly salary in Paraguay. Quite a bargain!
ETA: Now 6044 available.

 

[MichVandal]

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Only 3700 tickets remain for France vs Paraguay today. Get in price is only two times the median monthly salary in Paraguay. Quite a bargain!
ETA: Now 6044 available.

If anyone cares, the most expensive ticket to see Hamilton is less than that.

 

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Bad news.

Fox Sports CEO: Alexi Lalas will be ‘cornerstone’ for years to come​

"He’s the straw that stirs the drink, and he’ll be the cornerstone for many years to come."

*sad noises*

 

[Jimjamesak]

If all of you stopped talking about him, he wouldn’t be a cornerstone. He’s there specifically because people hate him.

 

[ticapnews]

Don't blame me. I don't watch. I just tune in for the games. I'm even 1 of the 3% who switch off during the hydration breaks.

 

[MichVandal]

The FIFA president just said first that this is a special day for faux.

It's so nice that he leads with the corruption of the world that he's a big part of.

 

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CAN 0 - 1 MAR
Ounahi 50'

Oh, Canada....

 

[Kepler]

The FIFA president just said first that this is a special day for faux.

It's so nice that he leads with the corruption of the world that he's a big part of.

Rudy's shit stain son was on.

 

[ticapnews]

I thought Bono was Irish. What's he doing in net for Morocco?

 

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CAN 0 - 2 MAR
Ibid 82'

 

[MichVandal]

Bummer for Canada, but I thought the African teams were just fillers... man, the surprise to those who said that...

 

[RaceBoarder]

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Only 3700 tickets remain for France vs Paraguay today. Get in price is only two times the median monthly salary in Paraguay. Quite a bargain!
ETA: Now 6044 available.

This is the secondary market, not direct sales...

At this point, whomever owns the tickets will either use them theirselves or eat the cost... They don't care.

 

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[Kepler]

I hope they buried him in that.

 

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This is the secondary market, not direct sales...

At this point, whomever owns the tickets will either use them theirselves or eat the cost... They don't care.

Yeah. I refuse to log on to the FIFA website and wait 30 minutes in their artificial queue

 

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I hope they buried him in that.

They tried, but it wouldn't fit in the coffin.